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THE DELIGHT OF A DILEMMA
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This is the city of
Putnam Landing...
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about 80 kilometers
north of New York,
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in Long Island Sound.
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Rich in history and tradition...
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Putnam Landing
It was founded in 1628...
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by one Samuel Putnam.
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Not much to say
about Samuel Putnam...
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since he was scalped
the day he landed.
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It was the last fact
truly interesting
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what happened in
Putnam Landing...
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more than 300 years ago.
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This is the daily intercity train
the 5:29 train from Grand Central.
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It takes 1 hour and 10 minutes
in making your journey.
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These are the happy daily commuters.
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In the last 5 years,
these residents in the countryside...
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They made 1,250 round trips.
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This means that
everyone lost...
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of 2,920 and two thirds of
man-hours aboard this train.
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A whiskey and soda!
A whiskey and soda!
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- Here you are sir.
- Pass one back here, will you?
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Do it twice!
It's getting late!
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I'm happy with a glass of whiskey.
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Thanks.
I really appreciate it.
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It took me all this time
to get a drink.
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As I need.
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Putnam Landing!
Putnam Landing!
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Don't forget your packages.
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Do you think success will
spoil you, Harry Bannerman?
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Hi, Angela.
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Have you seen Grace
around here, right?
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No.
Have you seen my Oscar?
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No. He wasn't
in the car bar.
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Well, if it wasn't at the bar
So I wasn't on the train.
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Yes, you are right, yes.
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Hello.
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No, darling...
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No, it's just that Danny
swallowed something.
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The plumber is here, fortunately.
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Honey, look, I'm really busy.
Can't you take a taxi?
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He is well.
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All good?.
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No. Grace is busy.
He wants me to take a taxi.
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He is well.
I'll take you.
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Look.
I don't have a meter.
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Well, thank you.
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Pardon me.
Can I make an observation?
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Yes.
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What is this irresistible perfume?
What are you using?
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- Pink dressing table.
- Wow!
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- Can I make an observation myself?
- Go ahead.
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My husband didn't tell me something so
affectionate since we got married.
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I'll remember that tonight
when I'm getting drunk alone.
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I wonder why Grace couldn't come.
I would probably get stuck.
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Be positive.
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Your problem is that you should have taken
a few more drinks on the train.
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- I didn't drink a drop.
- Why?
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It's a very long story
with a sad ending.
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Oscar always takes
a couple of drinks on the train...
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to arm yourself with courage
and be able to face myself.
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I don't know.
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But I took a couple of doubles,
because in my opinion...
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He is twice as
harder to face than me.
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It's not that I miss it, but I
I wonder what happened to him.
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I don't know, the TV guys...
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they always go somewhere
unexpectedly.
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One of these days,
I leave unexpectedly.
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- Yes.
- To Reno, Nevada.
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The sad thing is that I don't want
really get divorced.
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Wow, I like being married.
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But I don't like being
married to Oscar.
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In reality, Grace is a
extraordinary woman.
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In fact, Oscar is a failure.
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No.
The problem is...
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that there are no good singles
at Putnam Landing.
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But it's full of
married men, of course.
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I could choose
any of them,
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whenever I wanted
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Don't write to me.
I am...
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I am a happily married man
I have a happy home...
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a happy wife
and two happy children.
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I couldn't be happier.
I am the happiest.
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But if someone was unhappy,
you would undoubtedly make him happy.
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Wow, you are very attractive
and you smell wonderful.
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Thanks.
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You shouldn't look
where are you going?
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No, like I told you,
is indubitable.
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I mean, if...
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If I weren't
as happy as I am.
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Wow, that would be undoubted.
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Do you understand what I say?
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I didn't mean anything.
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Angela, in fact,
I didn't mean...
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I wanted you
had said that.
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We are waiting
the red light?
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No.
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Here is your happy home.
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Yes yes.
Wow.
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Thanks for taking me
and for the laughs, Angela.
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See you later, Your Happy.
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Funny.
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Hello boys.
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Dad is home.
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Thank you gentlemen.
I am deeply moved.
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We have to do something
with that television.
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Oh boy!
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Is this all that's left?
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Since you're making the list,
buy more whiskey.
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- Accordingly.
- One moment, one moment.
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Put down the pen.
What are you writing?
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A request for a new
washing machine.
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A new one...?.
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You're in a great mood.
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What kind of mood
Do you expect me to be?
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I return to my mortgaged house,
children don't talk to me
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You only returned to
your mortgaged house.
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I am the house.
I'm the only one responsible...
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of the washing machine that breaks
and Danny when he swallows his allowance.
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- All?
- The 5 cents.
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I knew something was stuck.
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How funny
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Why did you do this to daddy?
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Now as punishment
turn off the television...
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and you and your brother go to the
your room to "watch" the radio.
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How can you see it on the radio?
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Don't correct your father.
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You've heard your mother.
Right now!
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He's yelling at the kids.
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Alcohol is to blame.
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- What? Where? I didn't drink alcohol.
- I don't know why you do that.
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You can't face us
when we get back home...
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neither for me nor for your
children or your precious home.
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I can't face you.
You're not here half the time.
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People start to think
that the nanny is my wife.
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And what have you done
to find this?
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What have I been doing...?
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Baby, wait.
Don't change the subject.
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Where were you on Monday
When did I come home?
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On Monday you were walking
through the forest with a group of spoiled people...
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and I ate the cold leftovers from Sunday.
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So on Tuesday
There was a Commission meeting...
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for the conservation of...
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- Unknown Historical Monuments.
- Yes, thank you.
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Unknown Historical Monuments.
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And I sat down to dinner shaking
with a frozen dinner.
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Listen!
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I get chills every time
I think about dinner at home.
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Now it seems wrong that I
interest in my community?
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No, being interested is good.
Baby, this town...
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have more commissions
than the United Nations.
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And apparently,
you belong to them all.
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We had more family life
before marrying, Grace Oglethorpe.
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And now you criticize me for complying
with my civic duty!
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No. Civic duty is good
to a certain extent.
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But you have exceeded yourself.
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You are no longer a conscientious citizen.
You are a conscientious fool!
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Thank you very much.
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There was a guy in the office with a wife
like you: committees, committees, committees.
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Do you know what he did?
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He searched a little
of "family life" away from home.
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And she was a real beauty.
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Where did you see this?
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He showed me a photo of her.
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Very good.
Well done, Harry Bannerman.
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If that's what you want,
Go out and find a prostitute...
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and you'll see if...
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Honey!
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You want...?
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My dear, this is not what I want.
I couldn't pay even if I wanted to.
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Baby, I love you.
I love you
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And me too.
So why are we fighting?
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'Cause when I come home
I would like to, I don't know.
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Harry, would you like to leave
on vacation for a few days?
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Me alone?
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No dear.
I mean us.
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- Are you serious?
- Of course.
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I think it's fantastic.
I think it's really fantastic!
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I'll bring the nanny and I'll tell
Sid Harris to replace me.
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- I have a great idea.
- What?
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We will go to New York.
I'm booking a suite at the St. Regis Hotel.
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It's a wonderful idea!
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Can we have breakfast in bed?
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And if we can take the
breakfast in bed!
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And have lunch in bed
and dinner in bed.
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We'll even catch
the aperitif in bed.
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- Look, if we leave now...
- We can't leave now.
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- Why not?.
- Because there's a board meeting.
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- And what? Miss.
- I'd love that, honey.
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But it's the garbage factory vote
by Betty O'Sheels and I swore we would go.
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Can't we vote for power?
Wow, it's just garbage.
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Baby, I'm on your own.
She needs my moral support.
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Well I need your support too
morality and more.
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How about tomorrow?
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I don't know if I can
hold me back until tomorrow.
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Well, you'll have to work hard.
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Accordingly.
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Tomorrow.
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Dear?
I can't do it tomorrow either.
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Why not?.
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I called a meeting
from my Parade Committee.
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Is it the season again?
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Come on, Harry, you know what this
means my parade for this city.
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What would National Day do without it?
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They could have fun.
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Do you think it's funny
sit in the stands...
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watching George Washington
drenched in sweat...
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when it should be
Freezing to death in Valley Forge?
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Well this year I decided
do something different.
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Something bigger and better.
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How?
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I don't know.
I haven't decided yet.
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You decided we can leave
Saturday definitely?
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Harry Bannerman,
where are your heads?
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- Saturday is your son's birthday.
- Which one?
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-Harry Bannerman!
- I have the right to know.
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Danny.
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And on Sunday?
I love spending Sundays in New York.
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- Sunday is the birthday party.
- Didn't you say it was Saturday?
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The birthday is Saturday, but...
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Dickie Sutphen and Billy Nye
They have dance classes on Saturday...
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so we decided to celebrate
birthday on Sunday.
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Now the million dollar question:
Why can't we go on Monday?
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- We can.
- Can we?
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If you want to take Peter with us.
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Honey...
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I love our firstborn
as if he were human...
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but why do we have to carry
that monster with us?
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Because on Monday you have to take
Peter to adjust his dental braces.
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Yes, your dental braces.
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Just one more fateful question.
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If you knew from the beginning
that wouldn't be possible...
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why did you torture me
mentioning to begin with?
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It's not all my fault.
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I love you.
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And me too...
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at a distance.
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And someday, someday...
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When Dickie Sutphen
and Billy Nye learn to dance...
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and find another driver for the
mobile blood donation unit...
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and not form this committee...
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of which you have to be
auxiliary member...
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and medicine finds a cure...
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for creators of good works
mentally retarded...
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someday...
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Someday, Grace Bannerman...
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remember what I'm saying.
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I will have you to myself.
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Accordingly.
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If Harry Bannerman believes
that your life is complicated now...
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00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,472
He should know this by now...
251
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:26,279
Angela Hoffa is plotting
on your own.
252
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,380
But wait.
We will not move forward with events.
253
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:33,490
Let's see who's calling.
254
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:36,356
Yes. What did I say if
was standing.
255
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,426
Yes. Who?
256
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,468
Mrs. Hoffa? She is my wife
Tell her to wait.
257
00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:45,503
I am really sorry.
He's talking on the other line.
258
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,664
On the other line?
Well, I'll wait.
259
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,470
I will stand here
soaked and shaking.
260
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:56,807
Who? Alright, put me with her.
Angela, what do you want?
261
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:59,476
What do I want?
262
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:05,946
I don't know.
Love, power, immortality.
263
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:09,654
What's the matter with you? Are you drunk?
What do you want? I'm busy.
264
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:12,720
I hate having to remind you
that you called me.
265
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:16,825
But now that we are, I wanted to know
with my typical feminine naivety...
266
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:18,836
Why didn't you come back
on the train at 5:29.
267
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:22,465
How will I know why
didn't I get back on the train at 5:29?
268
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,408
Ah, here I am written.
I'm going to Hollywood tonight.
269
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,552
They didn't tell you?
Of course I have to go.
270
00:17:27,553 --> 00:17:29,311
What do I know why?
But I'm leaving.
271
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,714
Let's not lose our joy, Oscar.
Let's say goodbye, laughing.
272
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:36,653
And here is the funniest joke
of the night. I will miss you!
273
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,122
Angela, I don't understand.
274
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,293
Boom.
275
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:53,830
No, of course not, Angela.
It's not a nuisance.
276
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:59,708
What's the reason we're neighbors?
If not, will we be good neighbors?
277
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:02,800
Yes, OK, in half an hour.
278
00:18:02,810 --> 00:18:04,150
Goodbye.
279
00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:07,917
It was Angela Hoffa. She wants the
Let's look for the road to the meeting...
280
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:10,955
because apparently Oscar
goes to Hollywood again.
281
00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:14,151
I don't know how they live together.
They never see each other.
282
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:21,622
Harry, how long have you
Are you watching imaginary films?
283
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,726
- Behind my eyelids.
- Behind your eyelids.
284
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:26,737
- Since you were 6 years old?
- Five.
285
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,350
I already told you a million times.
286
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,975
When I was a child they were
mainly western films.
287
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,708
But then at 10 years old,
things have changed.
288
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:41,219
Harry Bannerman in Red Dust.
289
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:44,278
With Jean Harlow.
290
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:48,122
In my version I was taking
the Clark Gable scene, of course...
291
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:52,630
Which is a real feat since
I'm only five feet tall.
292
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,861
You know I discussed it
with Sally Stengel's brother.
293
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:59,280
- He thinks it's a neurotic symptom.
- It's a gift.
294
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,629
Not according to the
brother of Sally Stengel.
295
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,732
But he says it's not something serious...
296
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,730
and it will end
with 6 weeks of therapy.
297
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,114
Put an end to it.
It saved my life a thousand times.
298
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:13,618
Council meetings,
of parents and teachers, conferences...
299
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:16,779
and often when we have guests.
300
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:21,184
And what are they showing us?
Harry Bannerman movies tonight?
301
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,421
A film I created myself.
302
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,963
And I can manipulate the argument
in my favor.
303
00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:29,230
Harry dear
I traveled half the world...
304
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,920
to tell you what I'm going to
to correct my mistakes.
305
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,662
The committees are over,
Outdoor events are over.
306
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:39,370
I am willing to dedicate
all day to make you happy.
307
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:43,107
You are my life, my love
It's everything to me...
308
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,650
and I'm willing to prove it to you.
309
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:48,550
Baby, what more can I say...
310
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:52,560
After telling you that I'm ready?
311
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,989
Harry Bannerman, I'm ready!
312
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,368
Let's stay at home.
I love you
313
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,740
- Me too, but you're messing me up.
- And then?
314
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:15,803
- We should go to the meeting.
- Can't we stay here?
315
00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:21,917
Okay, tonight is the meeting of the
advice and tomorrow is the show.
316
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:26,253
Saturday is Billy's birthday but they
There are dance classes, the party is on Sunday.
317
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:29,550
On Monday you have to take
Peter to the dentist, but on Tuesday...
318
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:33,257
On Tuesday, you and I will
register at the St. Regis hotel...
319
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,823
Even if it rains,
snow or closed night.
320
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:40,830
Maybe we'll be a little late
have breakfast in bed, but...
321
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,840
- Will we be there in time for lunch?
- In bed.
322
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,705
Do we have a date?
323
00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:45,936
Yes.
324
00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:48,411
Next Tuesday at the St. Regis
whatever happens?
325
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,916
Alright, adorable brat.
326
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:56,800
We have a meeting at the St. Regis next
Tuesday no matter what.
327
00:20:58,557 --> 00:21:01,492
Let me up!
We must go!
328
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,256
Come! Let's go.
329
00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:06,957
Let's take a look
in children, huh?
330
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:19,942
Cinderella's sisters
They're both annoying...
331
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:23,709
but your fairy godmother
he likes the action.
332
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,977
"Do you want to go to the dance?",
She asks.
333
00:21:26,510 --> 00:21:27,916
"That's crazy, daddy",
Cinderella responds.
334
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:32,480
And abracadabra,
the ugly and talentless pumpkin...
335
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:38,518
suddenly becomes a
four-seater car.
336
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:42,260
And they were the life of the party.
Did you like it?
337
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:44,268
- Cool.
- Cool.
338
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:47,237
At least they are learning
a foreign language.
339
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,104
I don't understand it,
you are getting old.
340
00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:53,576
Yes.
You'll see on Tuesday.
341
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,215
Before continuing
I would like, briefly,...
342
00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:02,242
examine the most general aspects
of waste disposal.
343
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:07,554
We must face the fact that
regarding waste disposal...
344
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:11,153
new perspectives,
new dimensions...
345
00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:15,632
new horizons are
performing for us every day.
346
00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:19,340
Even just a quick glance
for the facts we see...
347
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:21,504
that there isn't a...
348
00:22:21,573 --> 00:22:26,100
but three basic forms
to eliminate waste.
349
00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:41,222
I brought a slice of bread
a jug of wine.
350
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:45,821
Now I just need
from you... now!
351
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,440
We must be united.
352
00:22:57,509 --> 00:23:01,360
And I am very happy to inform you
that if we remain united...
353
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,310
we will have the perfect location
for this plant.
354
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,580
The old Yarboro estate,
on the coast road.
355
00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:12,953
One moment! One moment!
One moment!
356
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,788
I am the owner of the old one
Yarboro property...
357
00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:18,261
and they won't use it
to a waste plant.
358
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:20,298
Mr. Crummitt, allow me.
359
00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:23,270
Save your saliva, Mr. Moderator.
360
00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:25,831
You'll ask me why not.
361
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,668
And I will answer that I sold it.
362
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:31,402
And you will ask me
who bought it...
363
00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:34,240
and I'll tell you who:
364
00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:36,246
the US army.
365
00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:37,906
What?
366
00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:40,816
What does the army do in a
small, calm city like that?
367
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,854
And what about our daughters?
368
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,355
Our daughters
were decently raised.
369
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,892
What will happen to
these pure and innocent girls...
370
00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:50,621
when the city is
full of soldiers?
371
00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:52,600
Mr. Crummitt...
372
00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:54,860
I knew they
would come back to me.
373
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:59,370
Now you're going to ask me what
army wants with this property.
374
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,874
And I'll tell you.
Word for word...
375
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:07,710
in textual form, as
they said to me: Nothing!
376
00:24:07,145 --> 00:24:09,340
- It's a secret.
- Atomic bombs!
377
00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:11,348
The entire city will fly through the air!
378
00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:14,921
Silence please. We
we need silence.
379
00:24:14,922 --> 00:24:16,518
His Excellency has the floor.
380
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:19,648
Dear citizens, like your
Mayor, I can assure you...
381
00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:23,558
that we are facing the biggest crisis
since Samuel Putnam lost his scalp.
382
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,152
That's right!
383
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:30,600
Let's keep our arms crossed
while they break this city?
384
00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:33,137
Let's forget these
rubbish nonsense...
385
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:36,174
and we will solve the problem
important thing that lies ahead.
386
00:24:36,241 --> 00:24:39,108
This covert operation cannot
come to Putnam Landing.
387
00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:42,237
Bravo!
388
00:24:44,382 --> 00:24:47,943
Mr. Moderator, I propose the creation
of a commission now.
389
00:24:48,190 --> 00:24:52,149
The Women's Safety Commission
for the protection of Putnam's Landing.
390
00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:56,240
And for chairman of the committee,
I would like to recommend...
391
00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:59,810
the wittiest citizen who
I already had the honor of meeting you.
392
00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:01,150
Mrs. Harry Bannerman!
393
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,104
You were going to retire, remember?
394
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,170
But they need me.
395
00:25:27,826 --> 00:25:31,887
Ladies and gentlemen,
friends and neighbors...
396
00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:34,659
dear citizens...
397
00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:37,725
I humbly thank you
this great honor...
398
00:25:37,802 --> 00:25:39,997
This presidency of...
399
00:25:40,710 --> 00:25:42,266
- What's it called?
- Women's Safety Commission.
400
00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:46,300
The Women's Safety Commission
for the protection of the Public...
401
00:25:46,770 --> 00:25:48,807
from Putnam Landing, yes.
Thanks.
402
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,782
Well we all know
that we must act quickly.
403
00:25:56,555 --> 00:26:01,754
And tell them they'll have to
your secret elsewhere.
404
00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:04,158
Who has experience
in public relations...
405
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:07,596
and strength and the necessary value
put the Pentagon in its place...
406
00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:10,794
and convince them
that we will fight this,
407
00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:13,702
whatever, whatever
be the consequences?
408
00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:16,263
For this vital mission I nominate...
409
00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:21,740
nothing more, nothing less than
my husband Harry Bannerman.
410
00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:22,545
You have my support!
411
00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:26,448
A motion to appoint the
Mr. Bannerman as a spokesman.
412
00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:28,509
- All in favor.
- Yes!
413
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,780
- Against?
- No.
414
00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:32,484
The motion is approved.
415
00:26:32,485 --> 00:26:35,320
How soon will you
Can you go to Washington?
416
00:26:35,393 --> 00:26:37,827
It will be ready by Monday.
Right Harry?
417
00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:40,490
Peter's dental braces.
418
00:26:40,565 --> 00:26:43,557
Forget. So you can go
next Tuesday.
419
00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:47,734
No, next Tuesday.
This is totally impossible.
420
00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:49,137
Why?
421
00:26:49,207 --> 00:26:51,539
I'll tell you why.
My wife and I are going...
422
00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:55,911
Harry, please.
He will be happy, Mr. Moderator.
423
00:26:55,981 --> 00:26:58,381
Good. So that's it.
424
00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,690
Grace called a meeting immediately...
425
00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:10,125
of the Women's Safety Commission
for the protection of Putnam's Landing.
426
00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:12,561
Poor Harry took Angela home.
427
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,534
And that's how Harry
had his first drink,
428
00:27:15,535 --> 00:27:17,591
the second, the third and the fourth.
429
00:27:17,669 --> 00:27:19,491
When he arrived at the farm,
430
00:27:19,492 --> 00:27:22,663
Angela decided to use
something more... comfortable.
431
00:27:24,943 --> 00:27:26,911
What are you thinking, Harry?
432
00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:31,373
I prefer not to say.
433
00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:33,349
Give me a little clue.
434
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:39,580
That set you're wearing.
It's irresistible, Angela.
435
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,456
I'm glad you like it.
436
00:27:50,201 --> 00:27:52,795
Grace also had
an irresistible set.
437
00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:57,205
Yes, when we got married
had a pink robe.
438
00:27:58,476 --> 00:28:00,876
It was a bathrobe,
transparent and pink.
439
00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:03,150
- She must look like a doll.
- Yes, it really is.
440
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,944
And we were very happy then.
441
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,952
Most people are at the beginning.
And what happened?
442
00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:16,226
Well, spilled liver oil
of cod on top of it.
443
00:28:17,228 --> 00:28:19,162
Yes one night...
444
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:20,844
he suddenly remembered
that he hadn't...
445
00:28:20,845 --> 00:28:22,495
gave Peter his oil
of cod liver.
446
00:28:22,567 --> 00:28:24,626
What a shame.
447
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,563
A pink robe loses
all its charm is...
448
00:28:26,564 --> 00:28:28,639
is covered with oil
of cod liver.
449
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:32,803
Yes, the laundry tried
wash it but it never looked good.
450
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:37,143
In the end, she gave it to her wife
from the caretaker and I never bought another one.
451
00:28:38,683 --> 00:28:40,651
I don't know what to say, Harry.
452
00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:46,420
Well, of course,
I looked ridiculous.
453
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:48,118
Why?
454
00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:51,424
You see, I had a type
in a black coat...
455
00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:56,229
that I wore when Grace
wore the pink robe.
456
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,800
When she got rid of the pink cloak,
suddenly...
457
00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:03,602
The black cloak no longer made sense.
458
00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,870
In the end, he gave the coat
to the janitor.
459
00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:09,641
Oh, it must have worked
because one year they had twins.
460
00:29:09,714 --> 00:29:12,444
I had no idea, Harry.
461
00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:15,748
You have a very tragic life.
462
00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:19,415
I don't complain,
It's just that sometimes I feel...
463
00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:23,256
powerless...
464
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:32,920
We both drink
beyond account.
465
00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:35,333
Angela, I think it will be better
let me go home.
466
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,235
Why?
467
00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:42,939
Grace told you to take me home
and that you didn't wait for her.
468
00:29:43,140 --> 00:29:48,247
The meeting can last hours and hours.
Why rush home?
469
00:29:48,319 --> 00:29:49,980
I don't know.
470
00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:54,824
Deep down, I don't know.
471
00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:57,521
Tiklin, tiklin!
472
00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,430
Tiklin, tiklin!
473
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,782
I think it would be really funny if I
I could think of something to say.
474
00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:23,946
How about "dancing"?
475
00:30:25,230 --> 00:30:30,188
What do you think? Yes
Can I take off my jacket?
476
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,567
One two three.
One two. One two three.
477
00:31:07,650 --> 00:31:10,398
- Do you live here alone?
- No, I have a roommate.
478
00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:15,871
- But he's in Hollywood tonight.
- My roommate isn't there either.
479
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:18,238
- What a coincidence, right?
- Yes, it is.
480
00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:21,335
I wonder if the coincidences
have some meaning.
481
00:31:21,412 --> 00:31:24,347
They make you think
Exciting stuff, right?
482
00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:28,744
Dangerous things,
if we weren't so strong.
483
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,820
Yes.
484
00:31:30,154 --> 00:31:34,454
I think I need another glass
to think more clearly.
485
00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:37,323
I have exactly what you need.
486
00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:40,296
Wow, chu-chu-chu.
487
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,748
You should have
seen what happened!
488
00:32:04,822 --> 00:32:07,518
I broke one of the lamps
with my head!
489
00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:10,817
Because I was laughing...
490
00:32:19,737 --> 00:32:21,671
Get down!
491
00:32:31,490 --> 00:32:34,212
Stop, Angela!
Don't laugh like that!
492
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:40,482
Don't laugh at me!
I'm letting go!
493
00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:42,788
You're letting go!
494
00:32:51,235 --> 00:32:55,638
You are the funniest man
that I have ever seen in my life!
495
00:32:58,876 --> 00:33:02,869
Do you want to stop
be so funny?
496
00:33:02,947 --> 00:33:05,541
I don't try to be funny!
497
00:33:07,752 --> 00:33:11,347
Listen.
Let's go.
498
00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:13,822
That's enough.
I want to show something.
499
00:33:13,891 --> 00:33:17,292
Let's go.
Come! Climb up.
500
00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:20,580
Don't tell me there's a man
hiding under your bed!
501
00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:22,759
Harry, how funny.
502
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:27,320
Don't wait.
What will I see when I get there?
503
00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:29,232
Just me.
504
00:33:36,914 --> 00:33:38,541
My God!
505
00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:42,450
Angela Hoffa, I would recognize
that face anywhere!
506
00:33:50,728 --> 00:33:55,688
No, Angela, I have to go
go home before I pass out.
507
00:33:57,902 --> 00:34:01,633
And if I faint
you will have to call the doctor.
508
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:05,267
And there will be a scandal
at Putnam Landing!
509
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,903
- Do you know what?
- What?
510
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:12,575
Oscar won't like this.
511
00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:15,118
Grace too.
512
00:34:17,655 --> 00:34:21,421
I won't have a night like that
again until the day I die.
513
00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:26,894
- Long live the cha-cha-cha!
- Cha-cha-cha!
514
00:34:34,372 --> 00:34:37,680
While Harry goes to Washington
with your problem...
515
00:34:37,141 --> 00:34:40,542
The Bannermans' babysitter
has its own problem.
516
00:34:40,611 --> 00:34:42,909
Dad, I want to talk to you.
517
00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:47,410
Yes. How strange.
Does something happen?
518
00:34:47,118 --> 00:34:50,918
I'm anxious, daddy.
Something strange happened.
519
00:34:50,988 --> 00:34:55,482
Suddenly I like boys!
520
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,787
No, daddy.
I just don't like them.
521
00:34:59,864 --> 00:35:03,800
Wow, I'm completely
crazy when I think about them.
522
00:35:03,868 --> 00:35:05,301
I understand.
523
00:35:05,369 --> 00:35:08,736
And when you watched from
first time this phenomenon?
524
00:35:08,806 --> 00:35:11,900
This morning when Grady
Metcalf received his motorcycle.
525
00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:13,977
Listen, yesterday was
your birthday...
526
00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:16,674
and his "fossils" promised him a motorbike
if he passed mathematics.
527
00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:19,215
About "fossils", I think you
I mean your parents.
528
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:20,910
Who else?
Sorry.
529
00:35:20,985 --> 00:35:24,887
I must also assume that Grady Metcalf
Did you pass mathematics?
530
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,490
- How strange, right?
- In fact.
531
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,590
He must have cheated.
532
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,610
Anyway, Grady Metcalf...
533
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:34,223
which is one of the biggest
stuck up from our generation...
534
00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:37,290
He took me for a ride
on a motorcycle this afternoon.
535
00:35:37,368 --> 00:35:39,359
And you know what?
Suddenly...
536
00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:42,235
He no longer looked like a
mediocy after all.
537
00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:44,900
- How strange.
- You're capturing this.
538
00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:47,570
But that's not the worst.
Suddenly...
539
00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:50,170
all the guys
They were nice to me.
540
00:35:52,617 --> 00:35:55,950
That is, I suppose,
the call of nature.
541
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,614
It's Grady!
542
00:35:58,689 --> 00:36:00,179
Stop!
543
00:36:00,258 --> 00:36:03,591
I hear this speaker
stupid and I go crazy.
544
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:06,994
Daddy, why do I feel this way?
545
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,522
Consuelo, my daughter is good
God with all his wisdom...
546
00:36:10,601 --> 00:36:15,664
hadn't decided to take his mother,
Maybe she could answer you.
547
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:19,540
The only thing I can say is that so
disconcerting as it all may seem...
548
00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:23,478
It's something very natural
and soon everything will be back to normal.
549
00:36:23,548 --> 00:36:26,142
How crazy.
But what do I do in the meantime?
550
00:36:26,217 --> 00:36:29,675
Meanwhile,
you are 300 years old...
551
00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:32,245
of puritan blood
running through your veins.
552
00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:33,756
Pay attention.
553
00:36:33,824 --> 00:36:37,123
Accordingly.
Good night daddy.
554
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,561
Good evening, Consuelo.
555
00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:42,698
Tell me something.
What do you have against kissing?
556
00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:44,792
I don't know,
I don't like it.
557
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,531
How do you know you don't like it?
558
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,801
Have you tried?
559
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:54,106
No.
560
00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:56,408
Look, don't be boring!
561
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,812
I mean, it's really easy.
562
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:01,215
You just have to remember...
563
00:37:01,285 --> 00:37:05,722
close your eyes
and breathe through your nose.
564
00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:09,988
Close your eyes
and breathe through your nose.
565
00:37:15,499 --> 00:37:18,400
And now.
Did you find it so horrible?
566
00:37:18,469 --> 00:37:19,959
No.
567
00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:23,630
Did you like it?
568
00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:25,335
Yes.
569
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:27,400
Well done!
570
00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:46,530
Why did you do this?
I thought you liked kissing.
571
00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:48,758
I like!
I just realized.
572
00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:50,630
Kissing is wonderful.
573
00:37:50,701 --> 00:37:53,602
It's you I can't stand.
574
00:37:56,407 --> 00:38:00,571
Across the Potomac
in Washington, there is the Pentagon...
575
00:38:00,645 --> 00:38:03,409
the great nervous center
of our nation's defenses...
576
00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:07,747
with 28 kilometers of corridors
and 40 coffee shops.
577
00:38:08,819 --> 00:38:11,652
Do you realize that it is
your first assignment...
578
00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:14,520
since the army
Did you get rid of the mules?
579
00:38:19,397 --> 00:38:22,423
- Yes.
- Mr. Bannerman is here, sir.
580
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,434
Send in.
581
00:38:24,502 --> 00:38:26,663
Here are the special orders
for your troop deployment.
582
00:38:26,737 --> 00:38:30,400
Go get it in Tennessee and they'll be there
at Putnam Landing on the 27th.
583
00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:31,964
Yes, sir.
584
00:38:34,178 --> 00:38:36,476
How are you, Mr. Bannerman?
585
00:38:36,547 --> 00:38:38,913
I am General Thorwald.
586
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,917
Oh yes. How are you, general?
Great pleasure.
587
00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:43,351
- It's a pleasure. He is Captain Hoxie.
- How are you?
588
00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:46,229
I asked him to come
because he will be in...
589
00:38:46,230 --> 00:38:48,757
command of troops in
Putnam Landing.
590
00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:52,956
Well, Mr. Bannerman,
tell us what worries you.
591
00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:55,897
Yes good, the reason why
which one I came from, general...
592
00:38:55,966 --> 00:38:58,662
It's because I'm dedicated
for public relations and I have...
593
00:38:58,736 --> 00:39:01,864
well, supposedly
I have some persuasive skills,
594
00:39:01,939 --> 00:39:04,931
a command of language,
so to speak.
595
00:39:05,743 --> 00:39:09,679
Well, whatever,
my wife sent me.
596
00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:13,205
I mean, the whole city
sent to try to convince them...
597
00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:17,152
that they give up installing
your secret weapon,
598
00:39:17,221 --> 00:39:20,540
or whatever...
at Putnam Landing.
599
00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:25,455
The fact is that we are a community
very simple residential...
600
00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:27,588
and people think...
601
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:30,657
that this... thing,
whatever it is...
602
00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:33,568
it will be drastically annoying
social balance...
603
00:39:33,637 --> 00:39:36,162
real estate values
and that kind of thing.
604
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,174
Well, I hope you understand.
605
00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:40,540
There's no need to be ashamed,
Mr. Bannerman.
606
00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:44,240
The army is used to
encounter some civil resistance.
607
00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:48,479
What are all this nonsense
of social balance and real estate values?
608
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:51,680
Everyone agrees that
We need an army, of course...
609
00:39:51,756 --> 00:39:54,554
but not in our city, right?
610
00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:57,150
Let them go to another city.
611
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,856
- Wait, captain. That's not...
- Mr. Bannerman, the fact is...
612
00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:02,731
That the disembarkation of
Putnam is full...
613
00:40:02,732 --> 00:40:05,266
of cowards, greedy and avaricious.
614
00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:08,134
If it were up to me,
I would send everyone to the wall.
615
00:40:08,205 --> 00:40:10,833
starting with you,
unpatriotic civilian.
616
00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:14,400
Wait a minute, captain.
I did my part in the last war...
617
00:40:14,478 --> 00:40:16,571
and I'm still in
navy reserve.
618
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:21,445
A sailor from
Summer vacation, huh?
619
00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:23,453
Serve this nation full time...
620
00:40:23,521 --> 00:40:26,115
It's degrading to a guy
high class like you.
621
00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:28,784
This is strictly for miserable
for me and the general here.
622
00:40:28,859 --> 00:40:30,656
Captain Hoxie!
623
00:40:30,728 --> 00:40:32,958
Yes.
624
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,210
All right, gentleman.
He is well.
625
00:40:35,990 --> 00:40:36,302
Let's save your skin now.
626
00:40:36,303 --> 00:40:38,364
We've always done this
and we always will.
627
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,404
But don't get in our way.
628
00:40:40,471 --> 00:40:42,701
And don't try to avoid it
let us do our duty.
629
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:45,833
Captain Hoxie, that's all.
Wait outside until you call him.
630
00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:48,208
- Yes sir.
- Mr. Bannerman...
631
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,976
I see you at Putnam Landing,
feather merchant.
632
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:56,213
Mr. Bannerman,
allow me to apologize.
633
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:58,915
Captain Hoxie is an asshole.
An exalted one, I mean.
634
00:40:58,989 --> 00:41:01,321
But he's a good soldier.
635
00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:03,792
Please, general,
you don't need to apologize.
636
00:41:03,861 --> 00:41:07,319
I said what I had to say,
637
00:41:07,398 --> 00:41:09,332
but it didn't come from the heart.
638
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,597
I apologize on my behalf.
639
00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:16,370
well, I apologize on behalf
of Putnam Landing and...
640
00:41:16,106 --> 00:41:18,906
And I apologize
especially for my wife...
641
00:41:18,907 --> 00:41:21,134
who put me
in this absurd situation.
642
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:25,205
I don't know what they are doing
at Putnam Landing...
643
00:41:25,282 --> 00:41:28,410
and I also know, of course,
that the army is not obliged to tell me.
644
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,834
But if I can do
anything for you,
645
00:41:30,835 --> 00:41:32,582
general, as public relations...
646
00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:35,560
You just have to tell me.
647
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:38,594
And with that hothead over there...
648
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:40,596
if you use the same words...
649
00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:42,598
You will need all
possible help.
650
00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:44,657
Thank you, Mr. Bannerman.
651
00:41:44,735 --> 00:41:47,795
Thank you very much.
Let Captain Hoxie in.
652
00:41:47,796 --> 00:41:50,974
Thank you, General, and remember,
if you need any help.
653
00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:52,670
I will call you.
654
00:41:52,743 --> 00:41:54,404
Thanks.
655
00:42:00,150 --> 00:42:01,811
Good morning.
656
00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:12,191
- 412, please.
- We moved him to a suite.
657
00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:14,322
- The 608
- How did they move me?
658
00:42:14,398 --> 00:42:17,196
- Mrs. Bannerman insisted on that.
- Mrs. Bannerman?
659
00:42:17,268 --> 00:42:19,566
That's right.
Registered half an hour ago.
660
00:42:19,637 --> 00:42:23,664
- Is Mrs. Bannerman here in Washington?
- He's waiting for you now.
661
00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:25,606
Are you kidding?
662
00:42:25,676 --> 00:42:29,578
That Grace.
That woman!
663
00:42:35,753 --> 00:42:38,244
Hello.
Room service, please.
664
00:42:40,424 --> 00:42:42,415
Hello.
I'm Mr. Bannerman.
665
00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:47,487
Do you want to send a tray of caviar
and a bottle of champagne for suite 608?
666
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:50,534
Yes.
Well, let it be...
667
00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:53,661
a lot, a lot of caviar,
for two and immediately.
668
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:56,502
It doesn't matter, as long as
be French and big.
669
00:42:56,503 --> 00:42:57,764
Make it bigger.
670
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:48,281
Hello Harry.
671
00:43:49,827 --> 00:43:51,890
Where is Grace?
672
00:43:51,161 --> 00:43:53,254
At Putnam's Landing,
I imagine...
673
00:43:53,330 --> 00:43:56,940
doing something noble and civic.
674
00:44:00,370 --> 00:44:03,564
Harry, I'm not going to bite you.
675
00:44:15,419 --> 00:44:19,480
You shouldn't enter before
to attract a crowd?
676
00:44:26,630 --> 00:44:29,464
They told me at reception
that Ms. Bannerman registered.
677
00:44:29,533 --> 00:44:32,627
Well I think I could
register as Mrs. Hoffa.
678
00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:35,100
But I was scared
to arouse suspicion.
679
00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:37,802
You know how provincials
they are in Washington.
680
00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:41,406
What are you
doing here anyway?
681
00:44:41,478 --> 00:44:43,139
Lobby.
682
00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:53,149
I'm sorry, but you
it looks so funny.
683
00:44:53,223 --> 00:44:56,852
I really don't know if you
is arriving or leaving.
684
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:01,763
Anyway, here we are...
685
00:45:01,832 --> 00:45:04,596
Mr. and Mrs. Harry Bannerman.
686
00:45:04,668 --> 00:45:08,195
- I like how that sounds.
- Yes and Grace too.
687
00:45:08,272 --> 00:45:10,433
Baby, you look
completely discouraged.
688
00:45:10,507 --> 00:45:12,702
I am.
689
00:45:12,776 --> 00:45:16,803
Look, Angela, we...
I mean, that's not right.
690
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,973
Why?
We are both married.
691
00:45:22,853 --> 00:45:26,840
I know what the problem is.
692
00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:30,751
Do you remember Rosa Dresser?
693
00:45:30,828 --> 00:45:34,787
I put a drop in the other day
and you were very excited.
694
00:45:34,865 --> 00:45:37,800
They ensure that two drops
reduce any man...
695
00:45:37,868 --> 00:45:40,701
to a gelatin mass
shaking and whimpering.
696
00:45:40,771 --> 00:45:43,171
Please, in that case,
I wouldn't joke about that...
697
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,174
because I'm a mass
jelly right now.
698
00:45:46,176 --> 00:45:48,838
But everything seemed
harmonize so well.
699
00:45:48,912 --> 00:45:52,143
The pink perfume, the pink robe...
700
00:45:53,150 --> 00:45:54,640
I pink.
701
00:45:58,122 --> 00:46:01,421
Honey, you seem to be stuck.
Here, try it yourself.
702
00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:03,426
I wouldn't touch that in the world.
703
00:46:03,494 --> 00:46:06,122
We have to open it.
All of this cost a fortune.
704
00:46:06,196 --> 00:46:09,427
- Please.
- Ok, I'll call the bellboy.
705
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,593
No, I will.
706
00:46:13,904 --> 00:46:17,863
How strong you are.
I love a man with strong hands.
707
00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:26,380
Honey, are you okay?
708
00:46:32,550 --> 00:46:34,421
Smell the jacket.
Just smell it.
709
00:46:34,491 --> 00:46:37,460
I'll have to burn it.
It's the only suit that...
710
00:46:37,528 --> 00:46:39,462
I can't go to
house smelling like that.
711
00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:42,556
It smells really good.
There's no doubt about that.
712
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:46,000
I wish you had
spilled a little of me.
713
00:46:48,105 --> 00:46:53,304
Well maybe if we hang
outside and let the air do something.
714
00:46:53,377 --> 00:46:56,244
You won't need
of it for a while after all.
715
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:03,214
I don't know how you hold yourself together.
716
00:47:03,287 --> 00:47:06,222
- I can't.
- Angela, please.
717
00:47:08,580 --> 00:47:09,548
What?
718
00:47:11,962 --> 00:47:14,430
I'll have to wait a week
to return home.
719
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:17,194
I don't have a problem, Harry.
720
00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:19,167
How ingenious.
721
00:47:22,706 --> 00:47:24,710
Pardon me.
722
00:47:24,141 --> 00:47:26,803
Here you are, Black Beauty.
723
00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:31,147
If I knew you would stay
so long behind that chair...
724
00:47:31,215 --> 00:47:33,149
I would have asked for a smaller suite.
725
00:47:34,284 --> 00:47:35,876
You are comical.
726
00:47:35,953 --> 00:47:39,821
Wow!
It's cozy, right?
727
00:47:39,890 --> 00:47:42,688
Hey, listen, wouldn't you be...
728
00:47:42,759 --> 00:47:47,423
willing to put something a little
less comfortable, right?
729
00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:51,962
Don't you like my pretty pink robe?
730
00:47:52,350 --> 00:47:53,969
I bought it especially for you.
731
00:47:54,370 --> 00:47:56,164
No, that's not it.
It's just...
732
00:47:57,341 --> 00:47:59,741
Grace had a pink robe...
733
00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:01,675
Honey, I understand that perfectly.
734
00:48:01,745 --> 00:48:04,578
I'm sure you
you will like it much more.
735
00:48:04,648 --> 00:48:06,138
This is worse.
736
00:48:07,651 --> 00:48:11,917
Well, Harry
What else do you suggest?
737
00:48:15,250 --> 00:48:16,617
Take this and go.
738
00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:18,752
Okay.
Alright, I'm leaving!
739
00:48:18,829 --> 00:48:21,525
And don't come back until you
wear street clothes.
740
00:48:21,598 --> 00:48:25,796
Okay, calm down.
I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
741
00:48:25,869 --> 00:48:29,498
Don't worry, Harry.
I'll think of something.
742
00:48:48,992 --> 00:48:51,119
Operator, put me in
with laundry service.
743
00:48:54,364 --> 00:48:55,328
It's room 608.
744
00:48:55,329 --> 00:48:58,733
How long would it take to
clean and iron a suit?
745
00:48:58,802 --> 00:49:00,793
One moment!
Can they fumigate?
746
00:49:02,439 --> 00:49:06,000
Yes, it's a special task...
super special. And hurry up.
747
00:49:07,144 --> 00:49:08,232
Telephone operator, that is...
748
00:49:08,233 --> 00:49:10,580
Do you want to call
room service...
749
00:49:10,647 --> 00:49:14,674
and cancel the champagne
and the caviar for the room...
750
00:49:14,751 --> 00:49:16,742
Forget it.
It's already here.
751
00:49:27,331 --> 00:49:30,129
Surprise!
752
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,795
Honey, you won. I said to myself
even when you left this morning:
753
00:49:33,870 --> 00:49:37,169
"I promised Harry that today we
we would begin our second honeymoon.
754
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:39,174
And here it is,
completely alone.
755
00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:42,405
It seems cruel to me not only
for him, but for me too."
756
00:49:42,479 --> 00:49:45,380
So here you have me
everything loving and cuddly inside...
757
00:49:45,449 --> 00:49:48,179
and ready to make up for everything.
758
00:49:49,186 --> 00:49:53,540
- I'm going to cut my hair.
- Honey, are you going to dress like that?
759
00:49:53,123 --> 00:49:57,958
Furthermore, using your own words,
I don't think I can contain myself.
760
00:50:01,965 --> 00:50:04,126
Harry Bannerman.
761
00:50:04,201 --> 00:50:07,398
Nothing more and nothing
less than a suite!
762
00:50:07,471 --> 00:50:09,735
You knew what was coming.
763
00:50:09,806 --> 00:50:12,297
Yes, I think you knew that.
764
00:50:12,376 --> 00:50:16,107
Baby, don't look at me like that.
I'm not a ghost, I'm real.
765
00:50:16,179 --> 00:50:18,340
And I came to prove it to you.
766
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,616
See?
I travel light.
767
00:50:29,292 --> 00:50:31,326
And since you look so comfortable,
768
00:50:31,327 --> 00:50:33,854
it's better than me
feel comfortable too.
769
00:50:33,930 --> 00:50:35,921
Grace, darling,
I just want to tell you one thing.
770
00:50:35,999 --> 00:50:38,695
I love you. I always loved you
and I will always love you.
771
00:50:38,769 --> 00:50:41,431
But right now, Grace
I love you more than ever.
772
00:50:41,505 --> 00:50:43,670
I don't think there is
another husband in the world...
773
00:50:43,671 --> 00:50:45,441
able to love you
as much as me.
774
00:50:45,509 --> 00:50:47,477
Do you believe this?
775
00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:50,206
Honey, of course I believe you.
776
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,647
- Can I tell you something?
- What?
777
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:57,778
I'm convinced.
And as Cleopatra once said:
778
00:50:57,854 --> 00:51:00,823
"Who will take
Shower first, Mark?”
779
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:09,597
Flowers!
Honey, you think of everything.
780
00:51:09,666 --> 00:51:11,930
Harry, I got dressed!
781
00:51:52,307 --> 00:51:54,104
Grace, you said that
would believe me.
782
00:51:54,175 --> 00:51:57,760
I had nothing to do with it.
It was a total surprise!
783
00:51:58,790 --> 00:52:00,479
Your caviar and your champagne, sir.
784
00:52:00,548 --> 00:52:04,279
You were right, Harry.
It was a total surprise!
785
00:52:10,910 --> 00:52:12,491
And then the fairy godmother
touched the pumpkin...
786
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,154
health...
with your magic wand...
787
00:52:15,230 --> 00:52:17,755
and it became a carriage.
788
00:52:17,832 --> 00:52:20,801
Mom, it's not a carriage.
It's a big car.
789
00:52:20,869 --> 00:52:23,838
- Yes, a big car.
- You're a boring mother.
790
00:52:27,409 --> 00:52:29,969
- Sorry mom.
- It's not good.
791
00:52:30,450 --> 00:52:32,980
You are very right.
Mom is boring.
792
00:52:34,182 --> 00:52:37,879
Well, go upstairs to bed.
793
00:52:40,388 --> 00:52:42,413
I'll go up and put them on later.
794
00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:47,426
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
795
00:53:01,900 --> 00:53:03,341
- Grace, before closing the door.
- Hello Harry.
796
00:53:03,411 --> 00:53:06,209
Between. I'm happy that
you have come.
797
00:53:06,281 --> 00:53:09,790
In truth?
Grace, you are amazing.
798
00:53:09,150 --> 00:53:12,381
Then you can get your bags.
I won't have to send them to you.
799
00:53:13,788 --> 00:53:16,916
Wait. All of this has an explanation
very logical and simple.
800
00:53:16,991 --> 00:53:18,150
Definitely yes.
801
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,483
It's not what you think.
I tried to get rid of it.
802
00:53:20,562 --> 00:53:21,824
- But you couldn't.
- No, I couldn't.
803
00:53:21,896 --> 00:53:23,830
- Did Angela have a gun?
- It wasn't that either.
804
00:53:23,898 --> 00:53:26,230
- Did he have an ether mask?
- I didn't have pants...
805
00:53:27,235 --> 00:53:28,827
I mean, I wasn't dressed
806
00:53:28,903 --> 00:53:30,894
Grace, please. Are you
making it very difficult for me.
807
00:53:30,972 --> 00:53:33,736
And what did you expect?
A gold watch?
808
00:53:36,144 --> 00:53:40,604
I thought everything carefully
and now I see it clearly.
809
00:53:40,682 --> 00:53:44,830
I don't want to stay anymore
married to you.
810
00:53:44,152 --> 00:53:46,860
This is absurd.
811
00:53:46,154 --> 00:53:48,588
- What do you say? I love you
- I don't believe it.
812
00:53:48,656 --> 00:53:52,251
And if I don't believe,
I can't be your wife anymore.
813
00:53:52,327 --> 00:53:55,455
- See how simple it is?
- Hello daddy.
814
00:53:55,530 --> 00:53:57,657
- Hi Danny.
- Say goodbye to dad, children.
815
00:53:57,732 --> 00:54:00,599
He will make a
work trip.
816
00:54:00,668 --> 00:54:03,364
How long?
817
00:54:03,438 --> 00:54:07,431
- Plenty of time.
- How much is "plenty of time"?
818
00:54:07,509 --> 00:54:10,137
I think they will have
ask mom
819
00:54:10,211 --> 00:54:12,805
Come on, say good night
and go up to bed.
820
00:54:12,881 --> 00:54:14,815
Goodbye children.
I will miss you.
821
00:54:14,883 --> 00:54:16,817
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
822
00:54:16,885 --> 00:54:18,910
- Obey mom.
- Goodnight.
823
00:54:26,161 --> 00:54:28,595
Until now,
I managed not to go down...
824
00:54:28,663 --> 00:54:31,290
but another minute of this.
825
00:54:40,808 --> 00:54:42,742
- Outside. Out of here!
- What did I do?
826
00:54:42,810 --> 00:54:45,973
- Outside!
- What did I do, Grace?
827
00:54:46,470 --> 00:54:48,777
Harry Bannerman, you are horrible!
828
00:54:53,988 --> 00:54:56,456
Pardon me.
Pardon me.
829
00:54:56,524 --> 00:54:58,140
Pardon me.
830
00:55:02,797 --> 00:55:05,630
I have to entertain
somehow.
831
00:55:15,376 --> 00:55:18,971
And here is a train with troops
heading east to Tennessee.
832
00:55:19,470 --> 00:55:21,106
Just a small piece
in gear...
833
00:55:21,182 --> 00:55:25,160
intended for diving
the Putnam Landing in chaos.
834
00:55:29,157 --> 00:55:32,251
Men, feel free.
835
00:55:32,327 --> 00:55:35,819
Within 10 minutes, we will be
at the meeting point with the caravan.
836
00:55:35,897 --> 00:55:39,389
I go directly to the base
passing Putnam Landing.
837
00:55:39,467 --> 00:55:43,280
They have already been informed of everything.
They know absolutely nothing.
838
00:55:43,104 --> 00:55:45,950
This is how it will be.
839
00:55:45,173 --> 00:55:48,939
No tips regarding the project
Top Secret to which they were assigned.
840
00:55:49,100 --> 00:55:50,584
All your mail will be censored.
841
00:55:50,585 --> 00:55:53,370
They are prohibited from
enter any tavern.
842
00:55:53,114 --> 00:55:56,830
I will inform you
of new prohibitions...
843
00:55:56,150 --> 00:55:58,141
as soon as they occur to me.
844
00:56:09,297 --> 00:56:10,958
Continue.
845
00:56:18,373 --> 00:56:20,705
It's my first secret mission.
846
00:56:20,775 --> 00:56:23,175
Even more important,
where are we going to find women...
847
00:56:23,244 --> 00:56:25,439
in a decaying city
like Putnam Landing?
848
00:56:25,513 --> 00:56:29,740
Brother, we're done.
Completely finished.
849
00:56:29,150 --> 00:56:31,436
It's already hard to find
women in a small town,
850
00:56:31,437 --> 00:56:33,348
but in a small
town in New England?
851
00:56:33,421 --> 00:56:36,390
Gentlemen, it's useless.
I don't know.
852
00:56:36,457 --> 00:56:40,520
Friends, let me talk to you
of these peasant peoples.
853
00:56:40,128 --> 00:56:44,292
I've been to New York, New Orleans,
St. Louis, Chicago and Hollywood...
854
00:56:44,365 --> 00:56:46,356
and I will tell you the terrible truth:
855
00:56:46,434 --> 00:56:49,426
there are more women per centimeter
square in these peasant villages...
856
00:56:49,504 --> 00:56:52,200
than in any city
great on this planet.
857
00:56:52,273 --> 00:56:54,673
But remember one thing:
858
00:56:54,742 --> 00:56:57,905
when we get there and
start looking at women...
859
00:56:57,979 --> 00:57:00,380
they will be watching us too.
860
00:57:00,114 --> 00:57:03,675
And most important of all
It's to look elegant.
861
00:57:03,751 --> 00:57:06,151
I have half the secret there.
862
00:57:06,220 --> 00:57:09,314
And I'll tell you what the other half is:
pretend to be discouraged.
863
00:57:10,124 --> 00:57:12,649
I don't understand. To seem
elegant and pretend to be despondent?
864
00:57:12,727 --> 00:57:16,788
Son, there is nothing that attracts more
women than a haggard man.
865
00:57:16,864 --> 00:57:19,594
Yes, but how do we convince them
Are we down?
866
00:57:19,667 --> 00:57:21,999
This is the easiest thing in the world.
867
00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:24,903
Tell them how much you miss them
girlfriend they left at home.
868
00:57:24,972 --> 00:57:26,653
To talk to the new
old girlfriend's girlfriend?
869
00:57:26,654 --> 00:57:27,841
Well, of course.
870
00:57:27,842 --> 00:57:31,403
Yes, but what if you don't have
a girlfriend at home?
871
00:57:33,247 --> 00:57:35,238
So lie.
872
00:57:35,316 --> 00:57:38,979
But lie from here.
Lie with your heart.
873
00:57:39,530 --> 00:57:42,147
Wow, you are a source of
inspiration for us all.
874
00:57:48,996 --> 00:57:52,193
A crowd gathered on the bridge.
I wonder why.
875
00:57:52,266 --> 00:57:54,427
They are probably
feather traders.
876
00:57:54,502 --> 00:57:56,766
It certainly isn't
a welcoming committee.
877
00:57:56,838 --> 00:57:59,680
TOP SECRET GO HOME
Suspend! Suspend!
878
00:58:08,349 --> 00:58:11,450
ARMY
GET OUT
879
00:58:19,260 --> 00:58:22,587
Very well, very well.
Alright, clear the way.
880
00:58:22,663 --> 00:58:25,393
Clear the way!
I said clear the way!
881
00:58:25,466 --> 00:58:26,956
Never.
882
00:58:28,369 --> 00:58:30,803
What's going on here?
883
00:58:30,872 --> 00:58:34,308
We asked you to take
your secret to another place.
884
00:58:34,375 --> 00:58:36,343
You refused.
885
00:58:36,411 --> 00:58:39,778
Now we refuse
accept your refusal.
886
00:58:39,847 --> 00:58:44,546
Ma'am, I have orders.
And I'm going to cross that bridge.
887
00:58:44,619 --> 00:58:47,417
Get these women and children off the road.
Clean everything!
888
00:58:47,488 --> 00:58:49,479
- Never.
- What?
889
00:58:50,792 --> 00:58:52,282
Never!
890
00:58:57,298 --> 00:58:59,698
I'm going to run over.
891
00:58:59,767 --> 00:59:02,861
Boo! Boo!
892
00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:09,900
Captain Hoxie,
we go another road.
893
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:11,101
There has to be another way
to get to the base.
894
00:59:11,179 --> 00:59:14,460
My orders are to follow
via route 27 to the base.
895
00:59:14,115 --> 00:59:18,170
This is route 27,
and that's where we're going.
896
00:59:18,850 --> 00:59:20,519
Keep resisting, girls!
897
00:59:20,588 --> 00:59:22,783
Courage.
We will end up winning.
898
00:59:22,857 --> 00:59:24,882
Let's go.
Closed lines.
899
00:59:24,959 --> 00:59:28,530
Let's wait. They will take the
children home early or late.
900
00:59:28,129 --> 00:59:30,563
That's right, driver.
Let's wait.
901
00:59:32,366 --> 00:59:34,698
What cute bombs.
902
00:59:34,769 --> 00:59:36,566
WELCOME
903
00:59:36,637 --> 00:59:39,300
I don't see why
we must stay here.
904
00:59:39,730 --> 00:59:41,507
I suggest we go ahead and go
do the reconnaissance.
905
00:59:41,576 --> 00:59:43,271
Yes, that.
906
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:50,649
Hello ladies. My men want
tell you how happy we are to be here.
907
00:59:50,718 --> 00:59:54,814
We regret this unpleasant incident
and we hope it will be resolved soon.
908
00:59:54,889 --> 00:59:56,171
Oh, a southern accent.
909
00:59:56,172 --> 00:59:58,791
I go crazy when
I hear a southern accent.
910
00:59:58,860 --> 01:00:00,794
How gratifying.
911
01:00:00,862 --> 01:00:05,526
If the army thinks it can come
here and steal our women...
912
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,194
they are very wrong.
913
01:00:08,269 --> 01:00:10,669
- I need to talk to you.
- Skirt.
914
01:00:10,738 --> 01:00:13,700
No no.
I need to see you right now.
915
01:00:13,140 --> 01:00:15,335
Go away, little man.
Shoo!
916
01:00:15,409 --> 01:00:17,206
Come on, stop playing around.
917
01:00:17,278 --> 01:00:18,768
Friend?
918
01:00:23,684 --> 01:00:27,347
I think the young woman
he doesn't want to accompany him.
919
01:00:27,421 --> 01:00:29,855
What do you care, soldier?
920
01:00:29,924 --> 01:00:31,949
Why don't you
behave and you...
921
01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:35,180
- Get out.
- Get out.
922
01:00:37,598 --> 01:00:39,589
- Yes?
- Yes.
923
01:00:42,103 --> 01:00:46,506
Why don't you leave before
I fill your head with cocks?
924
01:00:57,685 --> 01:01:00,410
It's almost lunch time.
925
01:01:00,946 --> 01:01:02,823
They have to take them to
home to feed them.
926
01:01:02,858 --> 01:01:04,956
Make way, ladies!
927
01:01:05,260 --> 01:01:07,170
Come and help yourself!
928
01:01:08,763 --> 01:01:10,424
Here it is.
929
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,766
Okay, ma'am, if that's what
they want it, they will have it.
930
01:01:17,838 --> 01:01:20,398
Let's wait.
We have all day.
931
01:01:20,474 --> 01:01:24,706
These mothers are imbued with the
spirit that made America great.
932
01:01:24,779 --> 01:01:26,872
Okay, guys, go ahead.
933
01:01:29,350 --> 01:01:31,477
That's enough.
934
01:01:31,552 --> 01:01:33,611
- What do you think they are doing?
- Mobile unit.
935
01:01:33,688 --> 01:01:36,248
- We covered the television crisis.
- No filming.
936
01:01:36,324 --> 01:01:39,555
Take this trash here.
It's a secret project, idiot.
937
01:01:39,627 --> 01:01:41,993
Captain, moderate your language.
It's live
938
01:01:42,630 --> 01:01:45,328
Listen. Take...
What?
939
01:02:00,414 --> 01:02:02,507
- Yes.
- Mr. Bannerman is here, sir.
940
01:02:02,583 --> 01:02:04,244
Send in.
941
01:02:05,586 --> 01:02:08,817
Hello sir. I took the first flight here
as soon as my office found me.
942
01:02:08,889 --> 01:02:11,153
I understand there is something
urgent for me to do it.
943
01:02:11,225 --> 01:02:13,659
- Yes, adjust the button on the left.
- What?
944
01:02:13,728 --> 01:02:16,720
- The one on the left. Vertical adjustment.
- General, I'm not a technician...
945
01:02:16,797 --> 01:02:19,288
Do you want to do me a favor?
Adjust.
946
01:02:23,371 --> 01:02:25,840
Would you be kind enough
to explain your position...
947
01:02:25,841 --> 01:02:27,239
for our viewers at home?
948
01:02:27,308 --> 01:02:28,798
With great pleasure.
949
01:02:30,478 --> 01:02:32,700
Dear citizens...
950
01:02:32,146 --> 01:02:34,546
It's a normal situation
for Captain Hoxie.
951
01:02:34,615 --> 01:02:38,745
Here at Putnam Landing we
we built a beautiful, peaceful community.
952
01:02:38,819 --> 01:02:43,850
Women and children
are stubbornly resisting.
953
01:02:43,157 --> 01:02:45,910
... to install something so horrible...
954
01:02:45,159 --> 01:02:47,593
who is afraid to tell us
what it's about.
955
01:02:47,662 --> 01:02:51,290
We protest the only way
that this is possible.
956
01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:54,431
- Forming a peaceful and legal picket line.
- Cool, hello!
957
01:02:54,502 --> 01:02:59,132
This is the first appearance
on Captain Hoxie's television.
958
01:02:59,206 --> 01:03:00,798
...let's watch the feathers fly.
959
01:03:00,875 --> 01:03:04,720
Here they have their leader
so lovely and delicate.
960
01:03:04,145 --> 01:03:06,790
Look at his intelligent face.
961
01:03:06,147 --> 01:03:10,243
It seems like he only uses his head to
keep your two ears separate.
962
01:03:11,619 --> 01:03:13,553
Very funny
what she said.
963
01:03:13,621 --> 01:03:16,877
Yes.
This witch is a big troublemaker!
964
01:03:16,878 --> 01:03:18,325
I would like to sit her
on top of a bomb.
965
01:03:18,326 --> 01:03:19,256
Excuse me?
966
01:03:19,257 --> 01:03:21,459
Said I'd like to sit her down
on top of a bomb.
967
01:03:21,529 --> 01:03:23,793
Should be at home
sweeping with a broom.
968
01:03:23,864 --> 01:03:26,128
Even better,
that witch should ride it.
969
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,395
- She's my wife.
- Well...
970
01:03:32,707 --> 01:03:35,390
It's very photogenic, right?
971
01:03:36,544 --> 01:03:39,980
Tell Sergeant Jackson to take everything
and prepare to move forward.
972
01:03:42,830 --> 01:03:44,779
I warn you one last time.
I'll pass!
973
01:03:44,852 --> 01:03:46,444
This exalted one!
974
01:03:49,657 --> 01:03:51,740
Are you sure you know how to drive?
975
01:03:51,750 --> 01:03:52,990
How do you think
Did I get these gallons?
976
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,510
Okay, go ahead.
977
01:03:59,767 --> 01:04:01,530
I can't see that.
978
01:04:26,794 --> 01:04:29,319
Where are you now?
979
01:04:29,396 --> 01:04:33,696
In three feet of water, sir.
Five feet, maybe.
980
01:04:33,768 --> 01:04:36,737
I knew.
I knew!
981
01:04:40,708 --> 01:04:44,838
Mr. Bannerman, volunteered to work
like public relations for us...
982
01:04:44,912 --> 01:04:47,403
if we had problems
with civilians.
983
01:04:47,481 --> 01:04:49,415
Yes sir.
And it looks like they are having it.
984
01:04:49,483 --> 01:04:52,800
Yes, it's a disaster.
And because of that...
985
01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:55,487
I asked the Navy Department
that reactivates your condition...
986
01:04:55,556 --> 01:04:58,389
navy reservist officer
and assign it to me.
987
01:04:58,459 --> 01:05:04,329
Lieutenant Commander Bannerman,
Now he's in the army.
988
01:05:10,204 --> 01:05:11,466
Yes sir.
989
01:05:18,846 --> 01:05:20,780
A Navy officer
came to see you, sir.
990
01:05:20,848 --> 01:05:24,181
From the navy...
What I missed.
991
01:05:24,251 --> 01:05:26,242
Okay, let me in.
Send in.
992
01:05:28,923 --> 01:05:30,413
Then.
993
01:05:33,427 --> 01:05:35,554
What are you doing here?
994
01:05:35,629 --> 01:05:37,460
I think I have more
patent than you.
995
01:05:37,531 --> 01:05:40,159
But let's ignore
of customary formalities.
996
01:05:40,234 --> 01:05:44,193
I came partly because of love
How I feel about the Navy Reserve...
997
01:05:44,271 --> 01:05:48,503
but mainly because in you
tact is lacking, not to say something worse.
998
01:05:48,576 --> 01:05:50,737
Well I had one
little accident today.
999
01:05:50,811 --> 01:05:54,474
It was really spectacular.
The general and I saw it on television.
1000
01:05:55,516 --> 01:05:57,245
The general?
1001
01:05:57,318 --> 01:06:00,583
My orders putting me in front
of public relations on this basis...
1002
01:06:00,654 --> 01:06:03,179
under direct orders
of General Thorwald.
1003
01:06:03,257 --> 01:06:07,853
You expect me to work with an officer
from the navy after 17 years in the army?
1004
01:06:07,928 --> 01:06:10,158
Not with an officer.
For him.
1005
01:06:10,231 --> 01:06:13,598
In matters of public relations,
you will be under my orders.
1006
01:06:13,667 --> 01:06:15,601
You are prohibited from using your brain.
1007
01:06:15,669 --> 01:06:17,728
Everything is explained there.
14 copies.
1008
01:06:17,805 --> 01:06:21,832
- You can't do this to me.
- I told him, but here I am.
1009
01:06:25,279 --> 01:06:28,430
You understood?
1010
01:06:28,115 --> 01:06:32,814
Okay, the most important thing
is to show this city...
1011
01:06:32,887 --> 01:06:38,223
that this secret project
it is completely harmless.
1012
01:06:38,292 --> 01:06:40,283
It's not dangerous, right?
1013
01:06:41,295 --> 01:06:43,525
Top Secret.
1014
01:06:43,597 --> 01:06:46,430
And the most important person
we must convince is my wife.
1015
01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:50,163
Stop right there.
Your wife doesn't like me.
1016
01:06:50,237 --> 01:06:52,171
So the feeling is mutual.
1017
01:06:52,239 --> 01:06:55,572
In fact, your wife falls
as bad as you.
1018
01:06:55,643 --> 01:06:58,134
- It's also mutual.
- He made me look ridiculous.
1019
01:06:58,212 --> 01:07:00,203
Don't blame my wife
for its appearance.
1020
01:07:00,281 --> 01:07:02,875
- Listen, lieutenant!
- Commander!
1021
01:07:04,718 --> 01:07:06,686
Are the two getting along?
1022
01:07:07,721 --> 01:07:09,848
The army and navy.
1023
01:07:09,924 --> 01:07:11,858
Hand in hand.
1024
01:07:24,104 --> 01:07:25,765
Who is it?
1025
01:07:35,983 --> 01:07:37,883
Hey!
1026
01:07:37,952 --> 01:07:42,389
I still don't talk to you but
Why are you wearing a uniform?
1027
01:07:42,456 --> 01:07:46,290
Well, I vaguely remember that
Someone recommended me to go to Washington...
1028
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:48,954
and that's where they started
all my problems.
1029
01:07:49,290 --> 01:07:52,863
Now I'm enlisted again
and helping to reconcile the army...
1030
01:07:52,933 --> 01:07:56,270
with a small town to which I
I hope we would never have moved.
1031
01:07:56,103 --> 01:07:59,539
Today is Saturday.
The children are sleeping.
1032
01:07:59,606 --> 01:08:01,767
Children, daddy is home!
1033
01:08:07,381 --> 01:08:10,770
- Hello daddy!
- Hello daddy!
1034
01:08:15,220 --> 01:08:17,513
- Are you a soldier?
- Yes.
1035
01:08:18,726 --> 01:08:20,785
Let's play in his room, huh?
1036
01:08:20,861 --> 01:08:23,728
- He is well.
- From the front! March!
1037
01:08:38,612 --> 01:08:41,410
Thanks to the peaceful influence
of these God-fearing people...
1038
01:08:41,482 --> 01:08:44,420
The pilgrims soon
they became friends with the Indians...
1039
01:08:44,118 --> 01:08:46,951
and they smoked the pipe of peace.
1040
01:08:47,210 --> 01:08:49,387
- Do you want to hear it again, boys?
- Yes!
1041
01:08:49,456 --> 01:08:51,321
The party is over.
1042
01:08:51,392 --> 01:08:53,787
Come on, kids.
It's time to go to bed.
1043
01:08:53,788 --> 01:08:54,828
Put on your pajamas.
1044
01:08:55,896 --> 01:08:58,524
Come on, guys. Obey mom.
Get down, get down.
1045
01:08:58,599 --> 01:09:01,466
I want to see them in pajamas
in 5 minutes, yes?
1046
01:09:01,535 --> 01:09:04,299
And I want to talk to you.
1047
01:09:04,371 --> 01:09:06,362
Don't forget to
brush your teeth.
1048
01:09:08,442 --> 01:09:11,309
As for you, Harry Bannerman,
I'm not surprised by this...
1049
01:09:11,378 --> 01:09:15,314
that in this time of crisis
you have joined the enemy.
1050
01:09:15,382 --> 01:09:18,283
Go away.
Goodbye!
1051
01:09:36,103 --> 01:09:38,594
- Good night, mom.
- Goodnight my love.
1052
01:09:46,213 --> 01:09:47,874
Goodnight my love.
1053
01:09:48,949 --> 01:09:51,474
Goodnight my love.
1054
01:09:54,655 --> 01:09:57,954
Well you told everyone
we put on our pajamas.
1055
01:09:58,250 --> 01:10:00,550
And I brushed my
teeth too. It saw?
1056
01:10:06,366 --> 01:10:08,270
Go away!
1057
01:10:09,369 --> 01:10:13,100
I can't. The children made me
promise them that I would stay.
1058
01:10:13,173 --> 01:10:16,142
What a coward.
Using children as an excuse.
1059
01:10:16,210 --> 01:10:19,111
I hope you spend one night
horrible in the guest room.
1060
01:10:19,179 --> 01:10:21,647
I had a terrible time
in the guest room.
1061
01:10:21,715 --> 01:10:23,758
I've been thinking about a lot of things,
1062
01:10:23,759 --> 01:10:26,311
but I was thinking
in one above all.
1063
01:10:26,386 --> 01:10:29,150
And now it's time to talk
this important thing.
1064
01:10:29,223 --> 01:10:31,384
Get up and get out of here.
1065
01:10:34,528 --> 01:10:36,621
Okay, let's talk about
the other things.
1066
01:10:36,697 --> 01:10:40,531
- You don't understand the situation I'm in.
Yes. You're dead to me.
1067
01:10:40,601 --> 01:10:43,920
Yes, I know that.
But I mean General Thorwald.
1068
01:10:43,170 --> 01:10:47,573
I returned with General Thorwald this afternoon
and he really stressed me out...
1069
01:10:47,641 --> 01:10:50,405
how important my work is
1070
01:10:50,477 --> 01:10:53,446
- It was better than at home.
- Thanks.
1071
01:10:53,514 --> 01:10:56,108
Baby, look, if
I messed up with this...
1072
01:10:57,551 --> 01:11:01,612
If I screw up, General Thorwald says
Who has another job for me...
1073
01:11:02,756 --> 01:11:04,781
in Alaska.
1074
01:11:04,858 --> 01:11:07,258
What if they send me to Alaska?
1075
01:11:07,327 --> 01:11:09,761
Wear two pants.
1076
01:11:11,832 --> 01:11:13,925
Let's see if you laugh now.
1077
01:11:14,100 --> 01:11:18,495
If they send me to Alaska,
I will have to give up my business.
1078
01:11:18,572 --> 01:11:21,871
And with my navy salary...
1079
01:11:21,942 --> 01:11:24,638
I won't be able to pay
the house mortgage.
1080
01:11:26,313 --> 01:11:28,679
And we'll see.
1081
01:11:28,749 --> 01:11:30,910
Yes, they probably
they will take the car...
1082
01:11:30,984 --> 01:11:34,476
and Peter will have to leave
the kindergarten.
1083
01:11:34,555 --> 01:11:37,854
We will have enough
to the most essential, I suppose.
1084
01:11:37,925 --> 01:11:40,450
Well, simple and healthy food.
1085
01:11:40,527 --> 01:11:44,327
Why don't you suggest we leave
adopt the children?
1086
01:11:44,398 --> 01:11:47,390
OK everything is fine.
Maybe if I exaggerated a little.
1087
01:11:47,467 --> 01:11:49,401
But let me tell you something,
Mrs. Bannerman.
1088
01:11:49,469 --> 01:11:52,233
This is serious.
And you can help.
1089
01:11:52,306 --> 01:11:55,104
Maybe we can convert
one of his many vices into a virtue.
1090
01:11:55,175 --> 01:11:57,370
What do you mean by that?
1091
01:11:58,345 --> 01:12:02,406
Your show, baby.
Maybe I'll take the chestnuts out of the fire.
1092
01:12:02,482 --> 01:12:06,714
If you can use some of the
soldiers together with local actors...
1093
01:12:06,787 --> 01:12:10,484
It would be like a gesture of goodwill.
1094
01:12:10,557 --> 01:12:13,458
Of course, it's just a small seed.
1095
01:12:13,527 --> 01:12:16,520
Why are you and your seed
don't they ripen?
1096
01:12:16,129 --> 01:12:18,723
You just have to prove it to the
people of Putnam Landing...
1097
01:12:18,799 --> 01:12:20,790
whatever it is,
It's not dangerous.
1098
01:12:20,867 --> 01:12:24,640
- Can you do this?
- How? I don't know what it is.
1099
01:12:24,137 --> 01:12:27,720
You are not just unfaithful.
You are stupid.
1100
01:12:31,178 --> 01:12:33,900
I wonder who it will be.
1101
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:36,345
Will it be Angela Hoffa drunk and
asking if you can come out and play.
1102
01:12:40,754 --> 01:12:43,222
- Who is it?
- Washington Military Mail.
1103
01:12:43,290 --> 01:12:45,724
I bring a message
for Mrs. Grace Bannerman.
1104
01:12:45,792 --> 01:12:47,453
One moment.
1105
01:12:49,463 --> 01:12:51,192
Did you hear that?
1106
01:12:51,265 --> 01:12:53,199
Harry, they can do
something with me?
1107
01:12:53,267 --> 01:12:55,633
I don't know, honey.
You were fighting the army.
1108
01:12:55,702 --> 01:12:58,170
If they tell me to go to Washington,
Do I have to go?
1109
01:12:58,238 --> 01:13:02,800
Of course it will be fun to see you appear
before a commission you did not create.
1110
01:13:09,316 --> 01:13:12,479
- Mrs. Grace Bannerman?
- Yes.
1111
01:13:12,552 --> 01:13:14,417
From the Putnam Landing?
1112
01:13:14,488 --> 01:13:15,978
Yes yes.
1113
01:13:30,937 --> 01:13:33,371
It's for me, without a doubt.
1114
01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:35,408
It's from the secretary of the army!
1115
01:13:35,475 --> 01:13:37,568
He's someone very important.
It's in the dome.
1116
01:13:37,644 --> 01:13:42,240
But she is direct to me.
He calls me "opposition leader."
1117
01:13:43,250 --> 01:13:46,151
It asks me to give the installation
the opportunity...
1118
01:13:46,219 --> 01:13:49,484
settle down peacefully
in the community.
1119
01:13:49,556 --> 01:13:51,408
"In doing so, Mrs. Bannerman,
1120
01:13:51,409 --> 01:13:55,510
you will not only end up
a major internal crisis...
1121
01:13:55,128 --> 01:13:59,622
but it will become one of the greats
disinterested patriots...
1122
01:13:59,700 --> 01:14:02,863
of our nation's proud history."
1123
01:14:02,936 --> 01:14:05,336
Isn't that a bit exaggerated?
1124
01:14:08,750 --> 01:14:13,377
Well, Grace, we don't know how vital
It's that thing for the army.
1125
01:14:13,447 --> 01:14:15,847
But what can I do?
I'm on the other side.
1126
01:14:15,916 --> 01:14:18,908
Let's solve many of our problems
bringing the two little heads together.
1127
01:14:18,985 --> 01:14:21,215
- Just the heads.
- As before, upstairs in the bedroom.
1128
01:14:21,288 --> 01:14:23,984
No, we'll do it here below.
1129
01:14:27,861 --> 01:14:30,220
You already heard me.
And that goes for everyone.
1130
01:14:30,970 --> 01:14:32,463
Let's finish our drinks
and let's go out.
1131
01:14:32,532 --> 01:14:34,921
Please, captain. What
are you trying to do?
1132
01:14:34,922 --> 01:14:36,240
Leave me without customers?
1133
01:14:37,371 --> 01:14:40,704
Shouldn't have called them all
of feather merchants.
1134
01:14:40,774 --> 01:14:43,400
This goes for you too.
1135
01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:46,773
Where were you
during the last conflict?
1136
01:14:46,847 --> 01:14:49,748
I'll tell you.
I was in Korea.
1137
01:14:49,816 --> 01:14:52,808
Don't change the subject.
Look now.
1138
01:14:52,886 --> 01:14:56,151
Yes And why only
became a captain?
1139
01:14:58,392 --> 01:15:00,724
I was demoted three times.
1140
01:15:00,794 --> 01:15:03,456
Yes Well, the fourth one is the winner.
1141
01:15:12,239 --> 01:15:14,503
Get out of my fridge!
1142
01:15:14,574 --> 01:15:18,237
I wanted a...
Forget it I'm going to drink.
1143
01:15:19,679 --> 01:15:21,203
No whiskey, huh?
1144
01:15:21,281 --> 01:15:24,580
If you are not,
we don't need alcohol.
1145
01:15:24,651 --> 01:15:28,644
If I knew you were coming,
I would have bought champagne and caviar.
1146
01:15:33,460 --> 01:15:34,950
Hello.
1147
01:15:42,803 --> 01:15:44,395
It was Angela.
1148
01:15:44,471 --> 01:15:46,905
- How come no one responded?
Now I understand.
1149
01:15:46,973 --> 01:15:49,533
Would you tell her to hang up
if a woman answered.
1150
01:15:49,609 --> 01:15:52,193
I don't want to mess with
you for nothing in the world.
1151
01:15:52,194 --> 01:15:53,568
Stop thinking about Angela
1152
01:15:53,647 --> 01:15:56,470
How?
Who can think of that?
1153
01:15:56,116 --> 01:15:59,279
A married man
father of two children and dissatisfied.
1154
01:15:59,352 --> 01:16:01,582
- Grace, I didn't...
- And it was premeditated in addition.
1155
01:16:01,655 --> 01:16:03,919
How long have they been
planning this orgy?
1156
01:16:03,990 --> 01:16:06,151
Orgy?
Grace, I'm totally innocent!
1157
01:16:06,226 --> 01:16:09,252
- Do you know what I did when I saw Angela?
- You took off your clothes!
1158
01:16:09,329 --> 01:16:12,127
I'm remembering everything!
1159
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:22,474
Forget.
You and I are done.
1160
01:16:27,581 --> 01:16:32,518
What exactly do you have in
lie for my damn show?
1161
01:16:35,121 --> 01:16:38,900
- I can't concentrate.
- I'm listening.
1162
01:16:38,158 --> 01:16:40,626
- It's a poorly conceived idea.
- It doesn't matter. Say it anyway.
1163
01:16:40,694 --> 01:16:44,152
When I read to children
it occurred to me...
1164
01:16:44,231 --> 01:16:49,635
that perhaps the army could interpret
a group of brave pilgrims...
1165
01:16:49,703 --> 01:16:52,797
who found a crowd
of savage and hostile Indians...
1166
01:16:52,873 --> 01:16:55,680
- Forget it.
- Yes, it's a poorly conceived idea.
1167
01:16:55,141 --> 01:16:57,109
Nothing would please him in his current state.
1168
01:16:57,177 --> 01:17:00,203
Is that all?
Are you going to explain this half way?
1169
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:04,410
I could end all these
people smoking the peace pipe.
1170
01:17:05,619 --> 01:17:08,110
It's better than George Washington
from last summer...
1171
01:17:08,188 --> 01:17:10,281
Freezing to death in Valley Forge.
1172
01:17:10,357 --> 01:17:11,847
Sweating?
1173
01:17:11,925 --> 01:17:14,951
- Goodnight.
- Well, you did it.
1174
01:17:20,233 --> 01:17:24,602
Forgive me, but there is some reason
not to talk to me?
1175
01:17:30,176 --> 01:17:34,135
In reality, you could
do me a big favor.
1176
01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:38,548
Now, Putnam's Landing
It starts to liven up a little more.
1177
01:17:38,618 --> 01:17:42,110
Do you want to call this number?
1178
01:17:42,188 --> 01:17:43,849
Please.
1179
01:17:45,458 --> 01:17:48,894
And who do I call?
1180
01:17:48,962 --> 01:17:50,452
Harry Bannerman.
1181
01:18:01,207 --> 01:18:03,835
I think I will
have another drink.
1182
01:18:03,910 --> 01:18:07,730
Harry...
Waiter!
1183
01:18:09,683 --> 01:18:12,777
Can you give me one
little of your hot water?
1184
01:18:12,852 --> 01:18:14,547
You kill me laughing.
1185
01:18:14,621 --> 01:18:17,550
Thanks.
1186
01:18:17,123 --> 01:18:20,183
I think we're doing great
despite not having your help.
1187
01:18:20,260 --> 01:18:24,321
Things are taking shape and,
in fact, I think it could be excellent.
1188
01:18:24,397 --> 01:18:29,858
We only need one more ingredient
that gives meaning to the entire show.
1189
01:18:31,338 --> 01:18:33,329
Yes, I think I already have it.
1190
01:18:34,708 --> 01:18:37,336
Rising above
of this majestic show...
1191
01:18:37,410 --> 01:18:41,506
There will be a dramatic voice:
the narrator.
1192
01:18:42,882 --> 01:18:45,544
Of course, I don't know who
we would have for the role.
1193
01:18:45,619 --> 01:18:49,817
We need a personality
vibrant with a fine and beautiful voice.
1194
01:18:49,889 --> 01:18:52,289
A captivating figure
dressed modestly.
1195
01:18:52,359 --> 01:18:56,560
Angela Hoffa on a quilt.
1196
01:18:57,597 --> 01:18:59,870
Yes.
1197
01:19:01,835 --> 01:19:06,204
Indeed, Captain Hoxie,
I think you misjudged Harry Bannerman.
1198
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:11,370
He has a very understanding heart
caring and compassionate.
1199
01:19:13,113 --> 01:19:15,775
Look, call him and tell him the truth.
1200
01:19:15,849 --> 01:19:19,785
Tell him you crashed the jeep by accident
against the statue of Samuel Putnam...
1201
01:19:19,853 --> 01:19:21,445
who is at the bar drunk...
1202
01:19:21,521 --> 01:19:24,354
and wants him to come and
take it back to base.
1203
01:19:24,424 --> 01:19:28,793
Wearing uniform,
I wouldn't ask anything of a civilian.
1204
01:19:28,862 --> 01:19:31,831
So you want to call this number
and ask for Harry Bannerman?
1205
01:19:31,898 --> 01:19:35,334
And then I'll take care of the rest.
Will you do this for me?
1206
01:19:36,703 --> 01:19:39,103
Accordingly.
For you.
1207
01:19:55,989 --> 01:19:58,140
Do you have a coin?
1208
01:20:00,827 --> 01:20:02,761
Thank you very much.
1209
01:20:02,829 --> 01:20:06,663
It will be a wonderful day:
first your magnificent show...
1210
01:20:06,733 --> 01:20:09,395
and you with the only speaking role.
1211
01:20:09,469 --> 01:20:12,802
And then all the fun
and fraternization.
1212
01:20:12,872 --> 01:20:15,932
Really wonderful,
But who will convince the civilians...
1213
01:20:16,900 --> 01:20:18,124
to participate with the soldiers?
1214
01:20:18,144 --> 01:20:20,780
That's your job.
After all, you are their leader.
1215
01:20:20,146 --> 01:20:23,172
I'm not your leader if I speak
in the name of the army.
1216
01:20:23,249 --> 01:20:26,470
And the secretary of the army?
Will you disappoint him?
1217
01:20:28,822 --> 01:20:32,849
Why don't you answer this time?
Maybe I'll talk to you.
1218
01:20:32,926 --> 01:20:34,180
Hello?
1219
01:20:34,940 --> 01:20:37,860
Bannerman?
It's Hoxie.
1220
01:20:37,163 --> 01:20:40,132
This wasn't my idea,
because I wouldn't talk to you.
1221
01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:42,134
Yes, Captain Hoxie.
1222
01:20:42,202 --> 01:20:43,726
Please!
1223
01:20:43,803 --> 01:20:46,636
Excuse me.
It's Captain Hoxie.
1224
01:20:46,706 --> 01:20:49,300
- Do you want to talk to him?
- Yes.
1225
01:20:49,375 --> 01:20:51,400
- Listen to me
- Captain Hoxie.
1226
01:20:51,478 --> 01:20:55,209
- Go have a drink, captain.
- Yes, what a good idea.
1227
01:20:56,950 --> 01:20:59,145
One moment.
What did you say, Captain Hoxie?
1228
01:20:59,219 --> 01:21:01,619
No dear.
It's me, Angela.
1229
01:21:01,688 --> 01:21:04,919
Look, I'm in the tavern
with his friend Captain Hoxie.
1230
01:21:04,991 --> 01:21:08,427
You are disgusted
and drunk as a barrel.
1231
01:21:08,495 --> 01:21:10,725
Yes, Hoxie.
1232
01:21:10,797 --> 01:21:14,995
He's on the war path
so come to him right now.
1233
01:21:16,169 --> 01:21:18,603
- Look, honey, I can't go...
- What?
1234
01:21:19,973 --> 01:21:21,634
One moment.
1235
01:21:22,709 --> 01:21:25,200
You leave me so confused.
I thought I was talking to you.
1236
01:21:25,278 --> 01:21:27,769
- Let me talk to him.
- Honey, you don't want to talk to him.
1237
01:21:27,847 --> 01:21:30,420
Wait. You don't want to talk to him.
He's drunk.
1238
01:21:30,116 --> 01:21:32,346
He's in the tavern.
He crashed the jeep.
1239
01:21:32,418 --> 01:21:35,216
This will ruin all my work.
You don't want to talk to him.
1240
01:21:35,288 --> 01:21:36,653
Yes I want.
1241
01:21:36,723 --> 01:21:38,623
- Yes.
- Yes.
1242
01:21:41,928 --> 01:21:46,592
Listen, Hoxie.
Mrs. Bannerman wants to talk to you.
1243
01:21:46,666 --> 01:21:49,134
Yes. Captain Hoxie!
1244
01:21:49,202 --> 01:21:51,136
I don't swear, okay?
1245
01:21:51,204 --> 01:21:53,536
And get a grip, Captain Hoxie.
1246
01:21:53,606 --> 01:21:56,234
Yes I will.
Mrs. Bannerman.
1247
01:21:57,377 --> 01:22:00,278
Mrs. Bannerman wants to talk to you
1248
01:22:03,316 --> 01:22:05,790
Hello, Mrs. Bannerman.
1249
01:22:05,151 --> 01:22:07,510
It's you, Captain Hoxie.
1250
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:09,540
Who did you think it was?
1251
01:22:09,122 --> 01:22:12,751
I will take this opportunity
to tell you a few words.
1252
01:22:12,826 --> 01:22:15,590
Captain Hoxie, I think you are
a disgrace to the army.
1253
01:22:15,662 --> 01:22:18,256
Drunk causing public harm?
Should be ashamed
1254
01:22:18,331 --> 01:22:21,300
I want to speak to Mr. Bannerman.
1255
01:22:21,367 --> 01:22:22,857
- Madam?
- Sir.
1256
01:22:22,936 --> 01:22:24,597
- Sir.
- Sir.
1257
01:22:27,273 --> 01:22:29,969
Thinking better,
I'd rather talk to your husband.
1258
01:22:30,977 --> 01:22:33,741
He wants to talk to you.
Swear probably.
1259
01:22:33,813 --> 01:22:36,281
- I'll take care of him.
- One moment.
1260
01:22:36,349 --> 01:22:38,783
Here you have Mr. Bannerman.
1261
01:22:44,224 --> 01:22:46,454
- Excuse me.
- You need a drink, Captain Hoxie.
1262
01:22:46,526 --> 01:22:49,927
- To the bar. To the bar.
- You are very right.
1263
01:22:49,996 --> 01:22:52,430
Listen to me, Hoxie...
1264
01:22:52,498 --> 01:22:54,523
No dear.
Listen to me.
1265
01:22:54,601 --> 01:22:57,229
You can't fool me.
I am inescapable.
1266
01:22:57,303 --> 01:23:01,340
I understand that they played you
of your happy little home.
1267
01:23:01,107 --> 01:23:04,270
Oscar called from Hollywood
and has many suspicions.
1268
01:23:04,344 --> 01:23:06,710
Why don't you help me
to confirm your suspicions?
1269
01:23:06,779 --> 01:23:08,713
Well...
1270
01:23:08,781 --> 01:23:11,181
What language.
It's scandalous.
1271
01:23:11,251 --> 01:23:13,378
Listen, Hoxie, I don't
I'll take you home.
1272
01:23:13,453 --> 01:23:17,287
You're welcome? You and me together in
Reno for 6 weeks...
1273
01:23:17,357 --> 01:23:19,951
playing dice all day.
1274
01:23:20,260 --> 01:23:22,494
No. For my wife,
Your call feels like an intrusion...
1275
01:23:22,562 --> 01:23:24,689
and insists that you don't leave
tonight.
1276
01:23:24,764 --> 01:23:27,597
Now you use me as an excuse.
Of course you can go.
1277
01:23:27,667 --> 01:23:30,727
And stay.
And hurry up!
1278
01:23:30,803 --> 01:23:33,670
- He goes immediately.
- Wonderful.
1279
01:23:33,139 --> 01:23:35,369
What?
Who is it?
1280
01:23:37,343 --> 01:23:39,971
One, two, three, four.
1281
01:23:40,460 --> 01:23:42,710
This is the operator.
1282
01:23:42,148 --> 01:23:44,639
Does your line work correctly?
1283
01:23:44,717 --> 01:23:47,208
Angela Hoffa is a worse actress than me.
1284
01:23:47,287 --> 01:23:50,381
Now she's passing by
by a noseless operator.
1285
01:23:51,658 --> 01:23:55,754
The number you dialed
it's a wrong number.
1286
01:23:55,828 --> 01:24:00,458
Operator, tell the other party
I will go immediately
1287
01:24:04,537 --> 01:24:06,528
It looked like Angela, right?
1288
01:24:11,210 --> 01:24:13,144
Well, okay,
It was Angela...
1289
01:24:13,212 --> 01:24:16,670
but it was also Hoxie,
He's drunk and he's coming down...
1290
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:22,453
I'm already in it
up to my ears, then I go.
1291
01:24:26,693 --> 01:24:28,354
Hello Harry.
1292
01:24:29,429 --> 01:24:32,193
- See what I said?
- Come on, Hoxie. Let's go.
1293
01:24:32,265 --> 01:24:34,165
Come on, Hoxie. Come!
1294
01:24:34,233 --> 01:24:36,793
- Shut up, sir.
- Let's go.
1295
01:24:36,869 --> 01:24:39,838
What's your hurry, Harry?
Have a drink.
1296
01:24:39,906 --> 01:24:42,602
It won't take long at all.
Three brandys.
1297
01:24:42,675 --> 01:24:44,643
Give me a hand.
Help me get him to the car.
1298
01:24:44,711 --> 01:24:47,770
I must take him back to base.
Come on, Hoxie.
1299
01:24:47,146 --> 01:24:49,478
Only if I can go.
1300
01:24:49,549 --> 01:24:52,143
- Okay, okay.
- Okay, okay!
1301
01:24:52,218 --> 01:24:54,152
- What? What?
- Come on, Hoxie.
1302
01:24:54,220 --> 01:24:56,950
One moment.
Who will pay the bill?
1303
01:24:57,230 --> 01:25:00,288
Take it. Don't worry about the change.
We will return.
1304
01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:02,885
Angela, please.
Let's go.
1305
01:25:04,297 --> 01:25:06,231
We will be back!
1306
01:25:10,503 --> 01:25:11,993
Here.
1307
01:25:17,810 --> 01:25:19,744
Bannerman, are you...?
1308
01:25:19,812 --> 01:25:21,939
General.
Oh damn.
1309
01:25:22,150 --> 01:25:24,813
I was doing
a little public relations.
1310
01:25:24,884 --> 01:25:28,810
- Did you come to relax a little?
- Do I look relaxed?
1311
01:25:28,154 --> 01:25:32,523
I asked everyone at the base
except you. Have you seen Hoxie?
1312
01:25:32,592 --> 01:25:36,358
Hoxie? Oscar Hoffa?
1313
01:25:36,429 --> 01:25:40,229
Hello, Bannerman.
Have you ever slept with my wife?
1314
01:25:41,768 --> 01:25:43,793
Why would I say something like that?
1315
01:25:43,870 --> 01:25:47,829
I just got back from Hollywood.
They told me about my wife.
1316
01:25:47,907 --> 01:25:51,968
- With a scoundrel here in town.
- In truth?
1317
01:25:52,450 --> 01:25:54,240
Oh!
1318
01:25:54,313 --> 01:25:57,544
Only one woman in the world
say "ouch" like that.
1319
01:25:58,885 --> 01:26:00,819
I grabbed you.
Army, huh?
1320
01:26:07,593 --> 01:26:10,994
- I'm sorry.
- Oscar, I didn't know you cared.
1321
01:26:25,878 --> 01:26:29,410
Firstly, I want to thank you
Mr. Isaac Goodpasture...
1322
01:26:29,115 --> 01:26:32,607
for the splendid article
describing my show.
1323
01:26:32,685 --> 01:26:35,882
And of course, I'm very grateful
to General Thorwald.
1324
01:26:35,955 --> 01:26:39,150
Thanks to him, our show this year
It will be the best we've had.
1325
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:42,255
You will understand, of course,
That doesn't mean...
1326
01:26:42,328 --> 01:26:45,580
that I will withdraw my opposition
for the establishment...
1327
01:26:45,131 --> 01:26:47,292
from a secret base
in our community.
1328
01:26:47,366 --> 01:26:50,631
No. It simply means
that I'm willing...
1329
01:26:50,703 --> 01:26:53,866
to give the army the opportunity
to prove to me that I'm wrong.
1330
01:26:55,108 --> 01:26:57,906
I'm sorry to have to inform you
we received...
1331
01:26:57,977 --> 01:27:00,639
a large amount
of negative publicity.
1332
01:27:00,713 --> 01:27:05,912
The news of our opposition caused
great concern in Washington.
1333
01:27:07,587 --> 01:27:10,283
In fact, I have it here...
1334
01:27:10,356 --> 01:27:14,870
a letter I received
of the Secretary of the Army.
1335
01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:16,390
- How did he get involved in this?
- I'll find out.
1336
01:27:16,462 --> 01:27:18,453
The Secretary of the Army himself...
1337
01:27:18,531 --> 01:27:21,898
asking us to prove
our patriotism...
1338
01:27:21,968 --> 01:27:24,266
giving the army a chance.
1339
01:27:24,337 --> 01:27:27,465
A letter from the secretary himself!
1340
01:27:27,540 --> 01:27:29,838
How the hell did you do it?
1341
01:27:29,909 --> 01:27:34,676
- Well, at that moment I thought
- All right, Mr. Secretary.
1342
01:27:34,747 --> 01:27:38,239
- We heard your call
- How much is the conviction for forgery?
1343
01:27:38,317 --> 01:27:41,684
- Good...
- Let's give your army a chance.
1344
01:27:41,754 --> 01:27:43,415
Is this so horrible?
1345
01:27:48,127 --> 01:27:49,719
Pardon me.
1346
01:27:52,832 --> 01:27:55,198
Good evening, Mr. Bannerman.
1347
01:28:00,439 --> 01:28:03,806
Hello, Mr. Hoffa.
We haven't seen much of him lately.
1348
01:28:03,876 --> 01:28:07,903
- Yes, I understand.
- But we saw Angela a lot.
1349
01:28:07,980 --> 01:28:10,608
Yes Angela made me feel guilty.
1350
01:28:10,683 --> 01:28:14,881
I've been away for so long
that I missed all local activities.
1351
01:28:14,954 --> 01:28:17,445
Yes, many things were lost.
1352
01:28:17,523 --> 01:28:21,789
Angela, however,
have been more active.
1353
01:28:21,861 --> 01:28:25,592
Here you have a blank check
to pay for the costumes.
1354
01:28:25,665 --> 01:28:28,532
Write for whatever amount you want,
Mrs. Bannerman.
1355
01:28:30,169 --> 01:28:32,296
How generous.
1356
01:28:32,371 --> 01:28:35,534
What role do you have
in mind for me, Gracie?
1357
01:28:35,608 --> 01:28:37,542
I'll think carefully, darling.
1358
01:28:37,610 --> 01:28:42,172
I'll try to find something
to bring out the real Angela.
1359
01:28:45,651 --> 01:28:49,109
I see you have company.
We will no longer entertain you.
1360
01:28:49,188 --> 01:28:51,816
Good evening Harry.
Good evening, Gracie.
1361
01:28:51,891 --> 01:28:53,552
Goodnight.
1362
01:28:57,997 --> 01:29:00,522
Good evening, Harry.
1363
01:29:12,211 --> 01:29:15,703
You know.
I think it's time...
1364
01:29:18,651 --> 01:29:20,585
What is this logo?
1365
01:29:20,653 --> 01:29:22,143
That?
1366
01:29:22,221 --> 01:29:26,521
It's Opie's good scoring badge.
He gave it to me last night. Right?
1367
01:29:26,592 --> 01:29:28,389
That's right.
1368
01:29:28,461 --> 01:29:34,331
And he's about to sing a song
that he wrote especially for me.
1369
01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:36,561
That too.
1370
01:29:36,636 --> 01:29:38,866
Look, why don't we go outside?
1371
01:29:38,938 --> 01:29:42,999
Why don't you step aside and...
Are you looking for something?
1372
01:29:54,687 --> 01:29:57,212
Come on, come on.
Sing for me!
1373
01:29:57,290 --> 01:29:58,742
With great pleasure.
1374
01:29:58,958 --> 01:30:02,155
When a man is in love
He sings for the whole world.
1375
01:30:03,562 --> 01:30:07,692
I was so sad and depressed
1376
01:30:08,868 --> 01:30:12,702
Losing the kisses I knew
1377
01:30:12,772 --> 01:30:15,468
Then I saw you and you
1378
01:30:15,541 --> 01:30:17,736
Now I don't feel alone
1379
01:30:17,810 --> 01:30:22,304
Being you
My little bomb
1380
01:30:22,381 --> 01:30:27,250
I was so down
That I was crawling.
1381
01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:31,416
Now I measured three meters
1382
01:30:31,490 --> 01:30:36,189
I swear I would kiss a pig
If I were left alone now
1383
01:30:36,262 --> 01:30:40,620
Being you
My little bomb
1384
01:30:40,900 --> 01:30:45,997
I'll swing from a star
And I'll play the guitar
1385
01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:50,475
You made me forget
my ex-lover
1386
01:30:50,543 --> 01:30:52,738
Your adorable little face
1387
01:30:52,812 --> 01:30:55,178
took his place
1388
01:30:55,247 --> 01:30:59,809
I even forgot her name
1389
01:30:59,885 --> 01:31:03,844
You offered me a new love
1390
01:31:04,857 --> 01:31:08,884
Baby, how happy we will be
1391
01:31:08,961 --> 01:31:11,452
Holy God
Holy sky
1392
01:31:11,530 --> 01:31:13,498
Now I don't feel alone
1393
01:31:13,566 --> 01:31:18,230
Being you
1394
01:31:18,304 --> 01:31:20,704
My little bomb
1395
01:31:20,773 --> 01:31:24,709
My bom-bom-bom-bom
Sweetie
1396
01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:29,879
- Do you know who the pilgrims will be?
- The Army.
1397
01:31:29,949 --> 01:31:34,648
Do you know who will volunteer?
to join the Indians? Us.
1398
01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:37,211
And when the fight is over...
1399
01:31:37,289 --> 01:31:39,519
we will have annihilated the army.
1400
01:31:39,592 --> 01:31:41,787
Now listen...
1401
01:31:44,397 --> 01:31:47,730
Well, here it is. The most important day
at Putnam Landing.
1402
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:51,463
When the pilgrims meet the Indians,
and civilians know the army.
1403
01:31:51,537 --> 01:31:53,869
And the doves of peace
whisper softly...
1404
01:31:53,939 --> 01:31:56,567
that we all must learn
living happily side by side.
1405
01:31:56,642 --> 01:32:00,976
Friends and neighbors,
There is a very famous saying...
1406
01:32:01,180 --> 01:32:04,411
according to which the cat and the mouse
They are never of the same opinion.
1407
01:32:04,483 --> 01:32:06,678
Today I hope...
1408
01:32:15,995 --> 01:32:18,259
Well, they have the saying!
1409
01:32:20,466 --> 01:32:23,492
"Now let's go back
many, many years...
1410
01:32:23,569 --> 01:32:28,529
at a time when our coast is
it was populated by hostile Indians.
1411
01:32:28,607 --> 01:32:31,474
On this day, at the beginning of the 17th century...
1412
01:32:31,544 --> 01:32:34,308
The Indians are celebrating
a happy event.
1413
01:32:34,380 --> 01:32:37,281
Marital commitment
of the beautiful princess Pocahontas...
1414
01:32:37,349 --> 01:32:39,977
Chief Powhatan's daughter...
1415
01:32:40,520 --> 01:32:43,283
with the beautiful Indian warrior,
White wing.
1416
01:32:50,729 --> 01:32:54,280
Following Indian custom,
young lovers learn...
1417
01:32:54,990 --> 01:32:56,795
The sweet mysteries of marriage...
1418
01:32:56,869 --> 01:32:59,861
of the member's hand
with more experience from the tribe:
1419
01:32:59,939 --> 01:33:02,931
The Flaming Princess Tipi.
1420
01:33:19,291 --> 01:33:24,422
According to legend, Princess Flaming Tipi
destroyed many huts.
1421
01:33:31,337 --> 01:33:36,172
The Indians did not know they were
looking for the Mayflower boat."
1422
01:33:36,242 --> 01:33:37,732
Boat!
1423
01:33:39,345 --> 01:33:42,439
"Suddenly, the dance of
princess was interrupted."
1424
01:33:46,352 --> 01:33:51,153
I repeat: "Suddenly the dance
of the princess was interrupted".
1425
01:33:51,924 --> 01:33:55,360
Mrs. Hoffa.
Mrs. Hoffa!
1426
01:33:55,427 --> 01:33:57,793
The ship is here.
1427
01:34:01,734 --> 01:34:05,192
Thorwald to Bannerman, go ahead.
Start your pilgrims.
1428
01:34:05,271 --> 01:34:09,367
Bannerman to Thorwald.
Here we go, sir.
1429
01:34:09,441 --> 01:34:12,672
Captain Hoxie, continue to the beach.
1430
01:34:12,745 --> 01:34:13,986
Stand up, everyone.
1431
01:34:13,987 --> 01:34:17,273
Let's have this picnic
on the beach at once.
1432
01:34:22,187 --> 01:34:26,214
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is a
glorious moment in our history:
1433
01:34:26,292 --> 01:34:29,523
The disembarkation of the pilgrims
on Plymouth Rock.
1434
01:34:29,595 --> 01:34:33,326
The first to step on the rock
It was Governor John Carver...
1435
01:34:33,399 --> 01:34:37,460
who would govern the small colony
wisely and prudently.
1436
01:34:37,536 --> 01:34:41,630
Let's take a look at everything
with reverential silence."
1437
01:34:52,217 --> 01:34:55,584
- Is Plymouth rock oily?
- What do you think?
1438
01:34:59,592 --> 01:35:02,789
Boat! Boat!
Boat!
1439
01:35:28,988 --> 01:35:32,890
"Upon discovering that Captain John Smith
He was the military leader of the pilgrims...
1440
01:35:32,958 --> 01:35:35,654
the Indians are willing
to burn it at the stake.
1441
01:35:36,996 --> 01:35:39,362
But Pocahontas intercedes
at the last minute...
1442
01:35:39,431 --> 01:35:43,492
in favor of Captain John Smith
and the others.
1443
01:35:43,569 --> 01:35:48,836
For those who don't understand the language
of Indian gestures, I will translate it.
1444
01:35:48,907 --> 01:35:51,432
"Father, I beg you,
Don't kill that pale face...
1445
01:35:51,510 --> 01:35:55,207
until you know if he and his friends
They came here as friends or enemies."
1446
01:35:58,550 --> 01:36:00,609
Is the fight now?
1447
01:36:01,954 --> 01:36:03,819
Now.
1448
01:36:31,417 --> 01:36:34,409
It says here that this
peaceful relationship...
1449
01:36:34,486 --> 01:36:36,977
continued for over a hundred years.
1450
01:36:45,330 --> 01:36:49,699
Mayflower for General Thorwald.
My boat is changing position.
1451
01:36:49,768 --> 01:36:51,827
To port or starboard?
1452
01:36:53,372 --> 01:36:55,306
I would say down, sir.
1453
01:37:22,367 --> 01:37:26,640
Thorwald? This is the Mayflower, sir.
I have a small problem.
1454
01:37:26,138 --> 01:37:27,503
Don't abandon ship!
1455
01:37:27,573 --> 01:37:29,234
Yes, sir.
1456
01:37:37,649 --> 01:37:39,913
Calling General Thorwald, sir.
1457
01:37:39,985 --> 01:37:43,250
Over... and down.
1458
01:38:17,122 --> 01:38:19,852
In a last ditch effort
desperate to save the day...
1459
01:38:19,925 --> 01:38:23,656
General Thorwald decided to reveal to the
Putnam Landing's governing body...
1460
01:38:23,729 --> 01:38:26,220
RESTRICTED ZONE
the big secret
1461
01:38:26,298 --> 01:38:30,394
Now we see Captain Hoxie
in charge of a chimpanzee.
1462
01:38:30,469 --> 01:38:32,807
The chimpanzee...
the one on the left.
1463
01:38:32,871 --> 01:38:36,705
plays an important role
in the army's well-kept secret.
1464
01:38:37,943 --> 01:38:41,845
That's the secret
that we will reveal.
1465
01:38:41,914 --> 01:38:43,905
Come on, LeRoy.
1466
01:38:45,450 --> 01:38:47,543
Very good.
1467
01:38:50,556 --> 01:38:54,822
This little boy
going on a trip to space...
1468
01:38:54,893 --> 01:38:56,986
and come back... alive.
1469
01:38:58,630 --> 01:39:00,623
Right?
Yes, you agree.
1470
01:39:00,699 --> 01:39:04,660
We take all possible precautions
so that I return healthy and safe.
1471
01:39:04,136 --> 01:39:07,572
It's a 99% guarantee.
1472
01:39:07,639 --> 01:39:12,633
But that's why we're going to send this
little boy instead of a human volunteer.
1473
01:39:12,711 --> 01:39:17,580
Now let's represent you
what will happen in the immediate future.
1474
01:39:17,649 --> 01:39:21,500
Until takeoff,
Of course.
1475
01:39:21,119 --> 01:39:24,316
Captain, do you want to take LeRoy away?
and send it to the booth?
1476
01:39:24,389 --> 01:39:26,414
- Yes sir.
- Let's go.
1477
01:39:26,491 --> 01:39:28,162
LeRoy doesn't obey anyone
besides Captain Hoxie
1478
01:39:28,163 --> 01:39:29,193
Take him there.
1479
01:39:29,194 --> 01:39:31,185
Lately, he also
He also fights with me.
1480
01:39:34,660 --> 01:39:35,829
See what I mean, sir?
1481
01:39:37,836 --> 01:39:40,396
This may take a while.
1482
01:39:40,472 --> 01:39:44,169
So while we wait
put LeRoy in the cab...
1483
01:39:44,243 --> 01:39:46,768
I would like to show
extreme precautions...
1484
01:39:46,845 --> 01:39:49,313
that we will observe
at the time of release.
1485
01:39:49,381 --> 01:39:51,315
Follow me, gentlemen.
1486
01:39:52,684 --> 01:39:56,850
Well, gentlemen, if all these
devices are disconcerting...
1487
01:39:56,154 --> 01:39:58,588
Believe me, they are not the only ones.
1488
01:39:58,657 --> 01:40:03,600
Only the big brains,
the scientists... they know how it works.
1489
01:40:03,128 --> 01:40:05,892
For the layman on the subject,
everything is reduced...
1490
01:40:05,964 --> 01:40:09,161
for crank 1,
crank 2...
1491
01:40:09,234 --> 01:40:11,225
and the button.
1492
01:40:11,303 --> 01:40:15,831
Remember this simple idea and I will
take them to control room number 2.
1493
01:40:15,908 --> 01:40:18,399
Come this way, gentlemen.
This way please.
1494
01:40:25,784 --> 01:40:28,753
Please follow me.
1495
01:40:30,889 --> 01:40:32,220
CONTROL ROOM 2
1496
01:40:36,461 --> 01:40:40,220
They've been together for so long
who are fed up with each other.
1497
01:40:46,505 --> 01:40:49,736
Do you remember the controls
in the other room...
1498
01:40:49,808 --> 01:40:53,710
crank number 1,
crank number 2 and the button.
1499
01:40:53,779 --> 01:40:57,545
Gentlemen, we live without a doubt
in a mechanized age.
1500
01:40:57,616 --> 01:41:00,449
For example... sorry.
1501
01:41:04,122 --> 01:41:06,340
At the base hospital,
they removed the...
1502
01:41:06,350 --> 01:41:08,320
wet clothes
Grace and were dismissed.
1503
01:41:08,393 --> 01:41:11,453
And at the last moment
They gave her this uniform.
1504
01:41:14,320 --> 01:41:16,796
There it is. See?
Each step of this process is explained...
1505
01:41:16,868 --> 01:41:20,269
you can follow through
of these panels that are in the room.
1506
01:41:20,339 --> 01:41:25,436
And then, you can see everything that happens
on the launch pad.
1507
01:41:25,510 --> 01:41:28,570
But, gentlemen, ultimately...
1508
01:41:28,647 --> 01:41:31,980
It's the human equation
what really matters.
1509
01:41:34,619 --> 01:41:37,588
Telephone operators. They told me that
I would meet General Thorwald...
1510
01:41:37,656 --> 01:41:39,920
in the control room
number 1, but...
1511
01:41:41,626 --> 01:41:43,992
Forget it.
1512
01:41:44,620 --> 01:41:45,996
I come from the base hospital.
1513
01:41:46,640 --> 01:41:49,261
They ordered you to go
home and straight to bed.
1514
01:41:49,334 --> 01:41:54,670
I must apologize to the
General Thorwald first. Thanks.
1515
01:41:54,139 --> 01:41:56,130
Forget General Thorwald.
1516
01:41:56,208 --> 01:41:58,676
You know maybe you should
apologies first.
1517
01:41:58,744 --> 01:42:00,678
This is a final test!
1518
01:42:00,746 --> 01:42:02,805
The first thing I have
What to tell you is that I love you...
1519
01:42:02,881 --> 01:42:05,406
and I'm tired of sleeping
in the guest room.
1520
01:42:05,484 --> 01:42:07,918
And the second thing that
I have to tell you...
1521
01:42:07,986 --> 01:42:10,352
is what I want
my wife back.
1522
01:42:10,422 --> 01:42:13,619
And I'm going to get this back because
I'm absolutely sure...
1523
01:42:13,692 --> 01:42:16,920
and no stubborn woman
This will destroy my house.
1524
01:42:16,161 --> 01:42:18,129
The rocket cannot be launched...
1525
01:42:18,196 --> 01:42:21,188
until everyone agrees
where conditions are perfect.
1526
01:42:21,266 --> 01:42:24,990
At that moment,
the number 1 crank here...
1527
01:42:24,169 --> 01:42:27,104
and crank number 1
in the other room will be activated.
1528
01:42:28,106 --> 01:42:32,873
- Harry, you're crazy!
- And completely alienated.
1529
01:42:32,944 --> 01:42:35,572
Now look.
1530
01:42:36,882 --> 01:42:40,181
This is our color television
by closed circuit.
1531
01:42:40,252 --> 01:42:45,212
I will try to explain to you some of the
complexities of this colossal operation.
1532
01:42:45,290 --> 01:42:48,487
This one on this side is the crane.
1533
01:42:48,560 --> 01:42:51,461
We call it
the "launch tower".
1534
01:42:51,530 --> 01:42:54,550
Here you see a general shot.
There it is.
1535
01:42:54,132 --> 01:42:57,192
There is the rocket
which is 30 meters high.
1536
01:42:57,269 --> 01:43:00,204
At some moments,
they will remove the crane.
1537
01:43:00,272 --> 01:43:03,537
We all get tense when we
We are approaching the end of the countdown.
1538
01:43:03,608 --> 01:43:05,974
Although this is just a rehearsal...
1539
01:43:06,440 --> 01:43:08,569
we still feel a lot of emotion.
1540
01:43:09,448 --> 01:43:13,908
So the men who control
the number 2 crank do the same.
1541
01:43:13,985 --> 01:43:15,770
Do you understand?
1542
01:43:15,153 --> 01:43:18,850
As long as I remain the aggressor,
Let's make something very clear.
1543
01:43:18,924 --> 01:43:21,859
Between Angela Hoffa and me
absolutely nothing happened.
1544
01:43:21,927 --> 01:43:25,556
- I repeat, absolutely nothing...
- Stop! Stop!
1545
01:43:25,630 --> 01:43:27,154
I believe in you.
1546
01:43:27,232 --> 01:43:30,861
Do you want to clarify this?
1547
01:43:30,936 --> 01:43:32,699
I trust you.
1548
01:43:32,771 --> 01:43:37,674
Honey, do you have a fever?
You don't look the same as you always do.
1549
01:43:37,742 --> 01:43:39,835
Like this afternoon,
when you jumped into the bay...
1550
01:43:39,911 --> 01:43:42,573
and you tried to commit suicide
because his show was a failure.
1551
01:43:42,647 --> 01:43:44,911
Honey, you're a lovable fool.
1552
01:43:44,983 --> 01:43:49,613
Aren't you ashamed?
Have you forgotten that you are a mother of two children?
1553
01:43:49,688 --> 01:43:53,210
No. I was thinking about their father.
1554
01:43:53,910 --> 01:43:55,958
When I saw you fall into the water
and I didn't see you leave...
1555
01:43:56,270 --> 01:43:57,961
Are you saying you tried...?
1556
01:43:58,290 --> 01:44:01,226
Baby, the deepest water I've ever been in
you've been in your bathtub.
1557
01:44:01,299 --> 01:44:03,233
Without buoys in the arms,
I mean.
1558
01:44:03,301 --> 01:44:05,531
And now, when conditions
they are perfect...
1559
01:44:05,604 --> 01:44:08,596
and during the countdown,
5 seconds left...
1560
01:44:08,673 --> 01:44:11,642
Two men must carry
the same transcendental decision.
1561
01:44:11,710 --> 01:44:15,771
Press the two identical buttons
which will activate the trigger mechanism.
1562
01:44:15,847 --> 01:44:19,112
Grace Oglethorpe,
let's go home.
1563
01:44:19,184 --> 01:44:21,652
And then I'll give you
a hot water bath.
1564
01:44:21,720 --> 01:44:22,709
And what else?
1565
01:44:22,787 --> 01:44:25,850
I'll pour you a cup
of hot brandy.
1566
01:44:25,157 --> 01:44:27,557
- And what else?
- Then let's go to bed.
1567
01:44:29,294 --> 01:44:31,785
And then let's try
solve my problem.
1568
01:44:31,863 --> 01:44:33,956
What do you say?
1569
01:44:34,320 --> 01:44:37,229
When the trigger mechanism is activated,
the red light comes on...
1570
01:44:37,302 --> 01:44:39,634
and LeRoy will be on his way.
1571
01:44:39,704 --> 01:44:44,400
- Of course, nothing will happen now...
- The red light is on.
1572
01:45:01,560 --> 01:45:03,221
What happened?
1573
01:45:18,760 --> 01:45:19,737
Where is Hoxie?
1574
01:45:29,754 --> 01:45:33,656
- Is Hoxie up there?
- Who else?
1575
01:45:35,927 --> 01:45:37,861
Can he leave?
1576
01:45:37,929 --> 01:45:41,456
If you have common sense and jump,
will fall by parachute.
1577
01:45:43,368 --> 01:45:45,660
And I'm going to
the court martial.
1578
01:45:51,876 --> 01:45:53,605
HOTEL ST. REGISTRATION
NEW YORK
1579
01:45:59,284 --> 01:46:00,342
Hello.
1580
01:46:00,418 --> 01:46:02,818
Good luck, Harry.
1581
01:46:02,887 --> 01:46:04,548
Thanks.
1582
01:46:08,126 --> 01:46:10,526
Who was it?
1583
01:46:10,595 --> 01:46:12,256
Angela Hoffa.
1584
01:46:20,888 --> 01:46:25,555
Translation: Kilo